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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 20 points 14 hours ago

To be fair... She's literally the authority on the matter.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 16 points 15 hours ago

She is about as sharp as marble.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 23 points 17 hours ago

Always projection with these people.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Best case is this is candid and speaking from experience.

[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What has she even done besides swim out of her dad’s nutsack?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Lots of things. See this complete list:

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

Since when did anyone care what this particular nepo baby thinks, anyway?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

Ah yes, the Princess of Arizona.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The Jaws of Life versus Ultra Chin, the nepo baby battle no one was clamoring for.

We’ll sell you the whole seat, but youre not even gonna need the edge

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Is she still around?