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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 20 points 13 hours ago

To be fair... She's literally the authority on the matter.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 16 points 13 hours ago

She is about as sharp as marble.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 23 points 15 hours ago

Always projection with these people.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Best case is this is candid and speaking from experience.

[–] RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What has she even done besides swim out of her dad’s nutsack?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Lots of things. See this complete list:

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The Jaws of Life versus Ultra Chin, the nepo baby battle no one was clamoring for.

We’ll sell you the whole seat, but youre not even gonna need the edge

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

Ah yes, the Princess of Arizona.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Since when did anyone care what this particular nepo baby thinks, anyway?

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Is she still around?