Miscalculated fart
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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Chocolate rain!
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Take a bowel.
The cannon was loaded from the start.
Trapeze shartist
They are taking "shitpost" too literally.
Make it rain on them hoes.
Don't shit on me and tell me it's raining.
But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.
Did you want that with the complementary poncho or without? Still have a bunch of them left over from back when Gallagher was doing the watermelon thing.
I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.
Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.
Well, here's me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
Doodoo shower.
When you're doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip...
Thats amore
When you're flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping...
Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴☠️
Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
As do the bowels