Be a right wing grifter, obviously. Hey I've got some pills that make you BEEFY. They're full of testosterone*. Eat em by the fistfull while you feel bad for your inadequacies as a man.

*(because they're desiccated cum)

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You can't tell them to eat them by the fistful. You're just screaming they need a fistful, otherwise your product doesn't work. Instead warn them about the effects of overuse. "If you get too swole off one per day don't increase to a fistful per day".

[–] boatswain 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably by looking for cryptobros with bad opsec.

[+] finitebanjo@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

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[–] boatswain 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I meant more like going on the dark web to buy a list of everyone whose email got leaked by Ledger, then cross-referencing that with a list of other known credential leaks, and trying all those username/password combinations on Gmail, coinbase, and wherever else until I find someone's wallet with millions in it then just draining that.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago

Scamming christians because they will buy anything with a cross on it, and they believe anything.

[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's no such thing as me without morals. That would be an entirely different person.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, this is hard to even imagine.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Cult leader. People seem particularly susceptible these days.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Do the Joel Osteen grift.

Mostly to inflict financial harm on Republicans.

At the grassroots level, where they aught to know better than voting directly against their own best short, mid, and long term interests.

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd buy low, sell high.

[–] henfredemars 7 points 4 months ago

I’m not selling sober.

[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

US congressman.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem is not that I have morals, it's that I lack the body.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Eh, you don't need to be that hot, you won't be making 6 figures tho.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

I would've been writing HVT algos for the financial sector.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

Software sales at a startup

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION!

MUHAHAHAHA!

ALL HAIL LELOUCH!

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Cybercrime.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago

Feardotcom

[–] xpey@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

I've always thought I would be a great scammer.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

likely crypto.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 0 points 4 months ago

Probably scamming people on dating sites. Setting up a fake only fans site or something too and just using AI to make images of "me."

I'd probably join in on the reich wing grift as well, sell worthless overpriced Charlie Kirk merch and claim it's for a Kirk charity or something.