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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 6 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Horst Wessel

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.

Anyway, healthcare pls?

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Anyway, Epstein files?

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Literally all the power

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

can't see his face on cash if never hold cash

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Trump will be in deep trouble for all that orange paint he sprays on Dear Leader's face.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Nazi's do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.

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