I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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I hope you don't mind metal coins.
Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish
Of course they wanna make him into a fucking commemorative coin lmao perfect thing to sell on antenna tv informercials
you have no power over me - cashless people
The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about
Literally all the power
can't see his face on cash if never hold cash
That's not what you said. And also that's not true.
BOYCOTT MONEY!
oh no, don't put an ugly clown face on the currency i find ethically repulsive
as they tank the dollar and make an enemy out of everyone with any decency, what if they do that while clown money
cool, never asked for a specific denomination in dollars before but I guess there's a time for everything.