My wife has never once felt the need the publicly reiterate my sexual prowess for millions of people. That's my take on this
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Just found out that nazi cretin is actually married to a jewish woman. Like aren't american nazis antisemetic?
Hate to break this to you my guy. You might want to sit down for the shock that's coming.
There's an entire Jewish ethnostate right now that's committing a genocide, and they don't see the irony.
Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller is Jewish, too. All demographic groups have their self-hating contingent, and he's a perfect example.
He obviously loves Nazi stuff, and fancies himself the equivalent of a high command Nazi, but the MAGAs like to dismiss that criticism because "he's Jewish, obviously he isn't a Nazi," but his ACTIONS and WORDS demonstrate the opposite.
Besides, it's a pretty stupid argument that Jews can't act like Nazis, when their entire homeland is embroiled in a literal genocide at this very moment.
Any Jewish right to claim special victim status because they were once the victims of genocide, has been lost. History will record Israel as a perpetrator of genocide, and PeeWee Himmler is an ally.
Yes, no, it's complicated.
Fascisim needs to blame some kind of out-group. Historically, that was Jewish people, but there's no reason it has to be. The American right has spent a lot more time blaming Mexicans and LGBTQ+ people for everything. Antisemetisim does exist, but it's somewhat vestigial. It manifests in some weird ways like "we support Israel because getting Jewish people back there will start the war of Armageddon".
Also, many of them think Jewish women are hot, so take that extra bit of cringe.
Good points. It wasn't that the Nazis hated the Jews so much, but they were a convenient group to attack, knowing the ignorant antisemitic population would go along with it, at least long enough for it to be too late to stop it.
So our modern MAGA Nazis need their scapegoats, and undocumented immigrants is an easy one to dehumanize. But just like the Nazis, there are plenty of alternatives, too.
And by the way, the MAGAs still hate Jews, they just want to get control of Gaza so they can build the Jewish Dubai, and not have to give their money to Muslims when they luxuriate.
Also, many of them think Jewish women are hot, so take that extra bit of cringe.
This is just an example of a common phenomenon - raging homophobes who are secretly gay, avowed racists who are attracted to black people, etc. it would be hilarious if it weren't so twisted and perverse.
Not Nazis, fascists. In the early stages of fascist uprisings, many different groups are allowed. As they gain power, more and more of those groups become outsiders. In Nazi Germany, many party leaders, including Hitler, had their favorite jews that they protected from the holocaust.
He himself is Jewish.
Save yourself the headache: there's no logic to any of this.
You're joking, right? 🤯
The vicarious cognitive dissonance i feel hurts my brain so much...
Oh no no, they hate foreigners and disabled people and all that, but they love jews unconditionally, so much so that if they see someone who is a jew committing a genocide, they praise them and provide them with funding to do even more genocide
More like a picador
It might be true if he fucks her like he’s fucking the U.S.
So he's only able to get the job done after his wife has had her neck muscles cut and was worn out by like 3 other dudes?
And the bull get the advantage every once in a while and penetrates the matador.
He’s the matador while the bull fucks his wife. Cuck.
Isn't he the guy whose wife hand an affair with Musk?
or his wife is the bull in the bedroom.
Does... Does that mean he kills them after?
Because I could see that.
Just directs them into her with a red towel.
A cuck who plays with dolls
This reminds me of the bags of sand moment in 40 year old virgin.
I need to watch that movie again. It’s been way too long.
Slight clarification that no one will care about, this is from the Irish Star, not the Irish Times. The Star shares the same parent company as the UK’s Daily Mirror, and more or less aims for similar demographics.
But yeah, worked on me, I clicked
Thanks! I fixed it.
This screams, "My husband is a cuck and has a small ass dick"
My man husband is a very manly man.
I swear to God, if you bring up the totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Good news, Katie Miller also said that the only condiment he eats is mayonnaise.
and he also make a joke, how he ate rats of new york as his only food.
I've heard the same about Ken G...
totally not true story that he plays with Barbie dolls
I would like to know more. Please.
Rumor has it that he is so disliked by his colleagues, that they started circulating the rumor to undermine him.
They're relying on the fact that it's so hard to tell what's true and what's only highly likely.
hes essentially like musk, not appointed to any position, just as someone to run interference.
what stephen miller wears in bed
Or while Elon's in his bed with Katie... or so the rumors around DC have it.
elon had a mangled penis from a botched surgery, from a surgeon that did DIY enlargement procedure.
Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.
She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse. – Ezekiel 23:20
I saw this meme first. Can't believe this is real
always knew he was a bottom bitch.
I choose to believe this story harder than Ann Coulter took it in the butt
Wow. The internet was pretty funny before I arrived
You should check out the bloodninja texts.
Uhhhhhbbbbbbbb!?!?!?!?!
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As long as there is a freshly beaten Mexican woman in the room
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