this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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Lemmy is starting to get boring. Let's make it interesting.

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When I enter your house I will honour your floor with my dirty shoes and will leave my marks everywhere.

What is the big deal there? Why are some people are scared from people shoes.

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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You're not gonna be there to clean up later

[–] Pro@reddthat.com -4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So take your shoes off and shut up.

[–] Pro@reddthat.com -5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, I am gonna enter with my dirty shoes.

And leave the cleaning to the host.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You'd be removed. Shoes and all.

[–] Pro@reddthat.com -2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How? You gonna Ctrl+X from the house - Ctrl+V me outside?

I am already in the house now after I entered. With my dirty shoes on the newly washed and cleaned carpet.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You gonna Ctrl+X from the house - Ctrl+V me outside?

Yes

[–] Pro@reddthat.com -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Then I am gonna Ctrl+X you from your house - Ctrl+V in my house, With your shoes.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'll throw my shoes out the window.

[–] Pro@reddthat.com 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't have any windows in my house.

I am a Linux user.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pro@reddthat.com 1 points 12 hours ago

bash: sudo: command not found