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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Wait till they see the latest Gen V episode. They exploded a goat named Elon Musk. The goat was deliberately named like that, so that nobody cares if it dies.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

So gwar is still doing Gwar stuff and maga are still doing maga stuff. Just another day like any other

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 37 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I saw them in like 2009 and they did the same thing to Obama and Hillary.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Could You even imagine Obama getting mad at GWAR for being GWAR?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 1 points 15 minutes ago

I could see Obama asking to come on stage to be devoured by the World Maggot.

It was good enough for Jerry

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They hate everyone equally.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

They don't perform these acts because they hate anybody. It's theater. But Donald Trump will never accept that as long as he is one of the caricatures on stage. His ego is too fragile.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Yes, but while one side can accept it, Turnip throws a tantrum

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 74 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The organizers behind Riot Fest said it the best, really:

“Like I know this is a rage bait engagement farming twitter account, but ‘GWAR crossed a major line’ is one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard.”

[–] towamo7603@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Based from orbit.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Was this before or after they were sprayed with alien semen?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 15 points 14 hours ago

Due to tariffs and inflation they only do blood spew these days.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 98 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They've never seen GWAR before I guess.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

... these are the people who think the 'Machine' that Rage Against the Machine is raging against...

... is the liberal mainstream media.

We are talking about people with negative amounts of media literacy... as well as very low levels of actual literacy.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, in all fairness RATM is raging against the mainstream media, they’re just also raging against everything to the right of the mainstream media too.

[–] miked@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, I thought they hated washing machines. So confused.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No, actually. They just hate it when people say "ATM machine." They want that machine dropped from the common vernacular.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 minutes ago

If we do not have ATM machines what will I do with my PIN number?

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago

Lordy, I had to read the article. It's beautifully written. Highly recommended.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 42 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Some things change. Some things stay the same. At least GWAR is still GWAR.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

I like to think that Dave Brockie is laughing his ass off in hell over this while sharing a needle with Satan

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, is that supposed to be Taylor Swift? That's awesome.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes it is. It was the intro to Womb with a View.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 minutes ago
[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The "readers added context" under the bullshit pearl clutching tweets is so sweet.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 40 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Readers added context
This is a long-running part of GWAR's performances. They have simulated killing a number of famous and influential people since the 90s, including every US president since Ronald Reagan.
villains.fandom.com/wiki/GWAR

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 45 points 18 hours ago

Yes, but 20th century snow was not the same thing as 21st century snow.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago

I think I saw gwar once birth a Hillary Clinton fetus, and then kill and eat it

[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I bet people who know exactly who and what GWAR is, decided to do this as a promotion for GWAR, its just way too obvious. GWAR has been on fox news, its well known they do this, and the fact that the outrage was over musk and not trump goes to show whoever started it knew there would be a response pointing out they've done it to ALL the former presidents. It just seems so unlikely that anyone would see a gwar show and think "if only more people saw* this, they'd be canceled", there's just no way.

They've been killing musk since at least may of this year so even that isn't new. Honestly after this I kind of hope they do make one of Charlie Kirk just to keep the rage going, but honestly I don't think kirk was that well known until after he lost his last debate.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 minutes ago

Not sure libs of TikTok would be doing a promotion for GWAR. Maybe others started it and they picked it up.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pushing 40 and GWAR has been doing this since before I was born.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This year is their 40th anniversary.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Gwar, often stylized as GWAR, is an American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia, in 1984

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I thought this years tour was for their 40th, but it is the Return of Gor-Gor.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Now we need their birthday and the founding day. We can't let this approximation slip

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I began watching this in an ironic kind of way. Fuck, was I glad I did. It was an amazing dive into a band I thought was KISS 2.0. Watch the documentary.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt12104436/

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The Graduate hotel in Richmond had a sick GWAR painting in the bathroom of my hotel room.

That is all.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've stayed at that hotel before. I'm sad to say my room didn't have that kind of cool ass art. I did eat at the GWARbar though, so I still got some good GWAR memories in on my trip.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I’d gone to a concert that night and was kinda drunk so when I pissed in my hotel bathroom and saw more band art I was kinda confused lmaoo

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 18 hours ago

C'mon, they know what they're doing. No such thing as bad ~~attention~~ publicity.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/there-is-no-such-thing-as-bad-publicity.html