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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Better understanding of AI than most adults

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Humans together strong!

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Makes sense.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

AI - artificial information

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

That's numberwang!

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 17 points 15 hours ago

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 42 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

No hat in sight whatsoever

/s

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 59 minutes ago

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Draces@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's Mister Runt to you...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

that's what they call you in Philadelphia?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, in philly they call me Squeak

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago

that’s not ai

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 49 points 20 hours ago

That is one big pile of AI.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 108 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 39 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

That shit is capsule, family.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago
[–] cm0002@piefed.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 19 hours ago

Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 69 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This is actually very encouraging.

[–] laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Google Video or it didn't happen!

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

This is true of adults as well. Or "i dont like it. The holocaust is ai"

We're doomed folks. Doomed because idiots walk the earth.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

No ~~cap~~ ai

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I'mma be honest That's AI.

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