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[–] DudenessBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Money is just pieces of paper and digital numbers. It's only worth anything because we say it is.

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah, at this point it just some random number you briefly see on the checkout screen.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Big name stores will all move to personalized surveillance pricing. They will track your phone when you go into a store. Cross reference the fingerprint of your device to a database full of data on you that they’ve bought from a databroker. And then use that to jack up the price on the e-price tag if they know you really need that product. Plus they even will change the price on their website when you double check the price.

https://youtube.com/shorts/PL1d0xiHRhg

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I went to Lowe's the other day and bought a couple of drill bits. While there, I looked at some cabinet pulls -- didn't buy any or even picked any up, just walked past them and looked at them. That night on Amazon I got ads for drill bits and cabinet pulls. I assume it was something linking store footage with my phone data, but who knows. Maybe I got the neural implant already and the implant makes you forget you got the implant.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Fooled them, I already don’t go into stores. I order everything online. ….. where. … they. …. Probably …. Already …. Do … that

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Aight time to stop careyng my phone around to stores.

Only paler lists anymore.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

alright i thought I wasn't racist but today i realized i don't like gray people. that's disturbing as fuck.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago

How much cost a bread, a kg of flour/potatoes? Base on that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

so many things are going on that seem to violate the bullshit i learned in economics school that i am having trouble processing this reality as real, even though i know it is. it's unsettling

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Which school of economics did you learn?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

bullshit mostly. i was a micro guy not a macro guy.

[–] Quexotic 24 points 16 hours ago

I get this is just a shit post but this really gets at the unreality that has been manufactured for us. a lack of stability that makes everything just a little bit more unbelievable.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I shouldn't need to sound like a 90 year old at my age.

"When I was a kid this was a dollar!!!"

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

They were saying that because it was weird to them. Inflation as we know it didn't really start until Nixon.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 42 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Big Mac used to be 3.19 back in 2012, now it’s 6.09 but I don’t make double of what I did back then

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah but think of how cheap TVs that you don't need are.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

No thanks, when companies are doing their hardest to reserve and implement innovations like this, I'll stick with my dumb 2012 TV til either it or I croak.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

But no matter how much ketchup I use, I can't cover up the bitter taste of the TVs lcd panel.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That spy on you and sell your data and then get so slow with updates after a few years you need a new one. And have advertisements baked in

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Golly gee, if only there were a way to prevent that by, say, just choosing not to connect your TV to the wifi.

I've never seen so many complaints about a self-inflicted problem.

[–] d3lta19@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

This isn't going to be an option in the near future. With Amazon sidewalk and other projects setting up open networks, your TV is going to automatically connect to a network whether you like it or not.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I never said I had that problem, I have never connected my TV to the internet. But those are issues with modern day TVs, you can't argue against that

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Money isn't real, and humanity will keep enslaving itself until we equally distribute the products of our labor.

Food and housing didn't cost money until we decided it did.

We can decide to change things again.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't need to be equally. Some people wanna distribute based on need. And some people think if you work extra, you should get a little extra in return.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

No, we have enough resources to provide for everyone. Money isn't a game to be won, it's a tool for human beings to extract what they need from human societies.

We have to break that capitalist conditioning.

There will never be a fair system as long as we keep creating different tiers of privlage.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago

You've never heard of "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"?

You should look into Leftism my dude

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

This is also why we could decide billionaires own nothing.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 137 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 hours ago

And yet whenever you try to bring this up you get folks from all sides of the political spectrum losing their shit.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you. Every time someone says "The Economy™" as something that should drive policy instead of being an effect of it, I get a little twitch.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Why should I give a shit about their economy anyway?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Cause whenever it gets fucked, it usually impacts people like you and me.

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

When articles mention "The Economy" it just means rich people's money.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 3 points 3 hours ago

That's "the stock market".

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's one banana, Michael! What could it possibly cost? $10???

Yes.

[–] CubitOom 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I use this simple formula:

Fisrt count the number of years Trump is in office, then multiply that by 0.5. Now multiply that by the price you would normally guess the cost to be.

So if Trump is in office for 5 years, and you think something should cost $20 it turns out to be:

(5*0.5)(20)=50

Making that thing that should only cost $20 actually cost $50

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 35 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

How does this formula account for the fact that I can't do math? Bet you didn't think of that.

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