Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
This is topical
Last night I dreamed I bought a robot vacuum, but my house has stairs.
So the instructions were to install it on the top floor of the house, it would clean, then throw itself down the stairs to vacuum the next floor, and at the end of the day you carry it back to the top floor to charge.
In dream logic it worked mostly fine.
Good dream. My dream would have the thing sprout spider legs and crawl over the stairs.
In reality they expect you to move the whole station between floors -.-
No, they want you to buy another Roomba. Open your wallet, feed the capitalism machine
And also remap the floors everytime you switch
I know this is a meme but I am cursed with taking things too seriously so here's what I would rule in a game I would run:
Artificer is on a flying dragon golem/homonculus.
Sorcerer is manifesting wings of pure magicka and/or levitating and/or doing air bending etc.
Wizard is probably on a broom, yah. After researching a multitude of flying rituals from a variety of traditions, performing occult experimentation, and finally gathering the reagents needed for the enchantment. But crucially it works by invoking the God of Hearth's protection from the Wind Elemental in a wierd niche way or something.
Artificers combine smaller magical effects into larger ones, Sorcerers are running off that high-octane Type Green Reality Bender fuel, and Wizards are occult hackers.
Clerics sneer at them all and call up God directly to ask them if they wouldn't mind bending space-time for them, pretty please with a cherry on top.
I could swear there was a television witch character that flew on a vaccuum cleaner but I can not remember who.
That'd be Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
In the movies Hocus Pocus 1 & 2 the Sullivan Sisters fly on vacuum cleaners and eventually a Rumba.
God damn. I haven't seen the first one in ages and never even saw the second. I gotta get on that this spooky season.
"Go to Hell!"
"I've already been there. It's quite lovely this time of year."
I don’t know of any television series, but Maple from Zelda Oracle of Seasons/Ages eventually swaps out her broom for a vacuum cleaner:
In The Legend of Zelda: Oracle series for the gameboy color, there is a witch that sometimes rides on a vacuum cleaner as a joke.
I don’t see a watermark for the wither on the art. Is this a single piece or from a manga?
No clue. Oldest pic I can find is from about 6ish years ago but also no watermark.
Okay fine, I'll switch to my flying carousel pony.
