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Pretty much any Christmas themed song so especially shit like Mariah Carey's and last Christmas and pretty much all Christmas carols.

Last Christmas by Wham!

My special needs uncle got a keytar for Christmas one year when I was a small kid, and it came with that as a demo song, and so for the next seven years until that keytar mysteriously got destroyed, every single time I was over at my grandmother's house (who was his caretaker), Last Christmas was playing in the background.

I despise that song now.

Radio Gaga by Queen.

I imagine being forced to listen to anything on a loop for an entire week would have the same effect. (worked on a cruise ship that was in the final stages of construction and to test the PA system, they played that song. On loop. For an entire 7 days.)

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. He is one of the greatest songwriters of the modern age, and my hot take is that only someone as good as him could write a song so bad.

But it should be a war crime.

cbat is the worst "song" or collection of noises ever produced.

Photograph hy Nickleback

You're my butterfly, sugar, baby

Whatever the title of "This girl is on fire" is.

Pretty sure it's supposed to be empowering or something but all I hear is ThIs guRl iZ oN FiiIiiRrrrrrRrreee!!!! two hundred times in a row.

Like okay she's on fire. Got it. Get damn fire extinguisher or something and SHUT UP.

Honorary shout out to the 80℅ of songs on the radio thst are about relationships. You know there's more topics that exist? Does it ALWAYS have to be about relationships?

And Christmas songs on eternal repeat starting before Halloween. Thanks, radio. I hate Christmas songs now. Not because they suck, but because you suck gor playing them over and over FOR HALF THE YEAR.

My humps, my humps….

From me, I have two to lay on you.

I hate Dust in the Wind. Nothing matters because we are all just dust in the wind. Yes, fine, dude but then why bother writing the fucking song? Just to depress the rest of us?

And that song about drinkin' whiskey from the bottle never thinking bout tomarra singin Sweet Home Alabama aaaallll summer long. It's in my husband's workout playlist and despite being vaguely hooky it's just such utter slop.

(I will say though that the same playlist convinced me AC DC are not nearly as bad as I remembered. Whole Lotta Rosie is a jam, and also It's a Long Way to the Top is pretty good)

years ago my sister and i had a game takin turns finding the most annoying song to force the other to listen to. i discovered this song and won, by her admission, forever

All-Star by Smash Mouth

Look what you just made me do or whatever it's called

Driving on the freeway. Aretha Franklin. That and Real American by David Bowie. It’s like these two songs were created in drug haze. It just repeats the same words. Sentence after sentence.

The Christmas Shoes.

Mustang Sally, or really any song that just repeats the same basic five second of lyrics and noises over and over and over again for five fucking minutes. That’s not a proper song structure, it’s just sonic torture.

24 carat by Bruno Mars.

Pisses me off so that I'll immediately turn the radio off. Damn that song is annoying. The random soundbites, lyrics, everything about it.

Some maga crybaby trash about when Trump got shot at that rally that came up on my spotify feed. I don't the name of it or the "artist" but it's literally the thing that pushed me over the edge to drop spotify and go back to 100% pirating my music.

Before I heard that probably would have said Bohemian Rhapsody.