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[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The other way this could go is “hey hun, have you heard about these life-changing (insert MLM of choice) products?”.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You’re missing getting asked to help a family member get into your industry/company.

I actually do try and help on that one though… nobody starts from nothing, we all deserve a hand up.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's not what you know, it's who you know

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah.

It’s not ideal but it’s something. When you put up a job posting you get swarmed with too many resumes to properly review, and resumes don’t really tell the full story about a person.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes and no. Who you know definitely opens a lot of doors. But your ability to progress career-wise will be limited if your ability to actually accomplish useful tasks is shit.

Also, all too often this saying is taken with a defeatist mindset, like all job offers flow purely from nepotism. The reality is that formal job application processes suck big fat donkey dick at sussing out good and bad hires - but hiring someone who is recommended by an existing good employee has a much better chance at a good outcome. It is completely reasonable and rational to hire primarily via social networks. As a potential employee, then, your best avenue for landing the job you want is clear: you have to talk to people!

I know that this won't go over well with the neckbeards of lemmy, who want to work from home as a plumber, never make eye contact with their coworkers, and only talk to people via their gaming headsets - but it is an obvious and straightforward fact. Want a job, or a job better than the one you have? Be friendly with your coworkers. Joke around and grab beers after work. Have hobbies outside the house and constantly strive to make new friends and social connections. Strike up conversations with random people in bars, parks, or hell, in line at the gas station! Take an in-office job so you can build real relationships with your coworkers and bosses, rather than just being a faceless name on a slack channel. It's true - it isn't what you know, it's who knows what you know! So go know more people!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

My boss at my first job did this, I agreed though to come to her house at 9:00 PM to help her with the problem with her PC.

She had two glasses of wine ready and was in a bathrobe, nothing was wrong with her PC.

I had brought my wife just to be safe. It was an awkward evening.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So did she watch or join in

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

It was a nice, polite evening with pleasant socializing, and of course, a weird underlying tension that everyone knew was there but nobody said anything until my partner and I were driving home and had a good laugh.

I stayed friends with my boss for a number of years, she was often a bit "clingy" but I discouraged it gently when I could. It didn't help that she had a boyfriend.

It really didn't help that she often described her boyfriend as "murderous and psychopathic."

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At least it isn't a pyramid scheme. Right?

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

for the last time its not a pyramid its a triangle completely different

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Reverse triangle, like a funnel. Right?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why I wander down to IT every once in a while on a slow afternoon. I just figured that it must suck to have every conversation start with a problem, so I'll be the one person who occasionally shows up just to talk

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

The only people that show up to to chat are the janitors while cleaning and the maintenance guy that checks the fire supression system, I like it that way.

[–] Nuerion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Know what? Me? Because that's the whole point, I show up without a problem once in a blue moon and just chat

And when I do have a problem I call and it's all business, but we know each other already so neither of us are walking on eggshells

[–] paperdoll@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thats how I got married. Asked some guy I knew on msn messenger to help me with my computer problem. He got really upset and ranted about people only reaching out to him cause they needed their computer fixed and never to ask how he was doing. So I asked him how he was doing. Married for nearly 20 years now.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

And that's how you earn life-time free tech support.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is a rollercoaster of a post with nothing but red flags in the middle.

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is the red flag "man expresses loneliness and frustration"? is that the red flag?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rando Red Flag:

some guy I knew

MSN Messenger Red Flag:

on msn messenger

Emotional Dysregulation Red Flag:

He got really upset

Histrionics Red Flag:

ranted about people only reaching out to him cause they needed their computer fixed and never to ask how he was doing

Provocateur Red Flag:

is the red flag "man expresses loneliness and frustration"

Truculent Red Flag:

is that the red flag

Malicious Actor Red Flag: Username using template that is very easy to script for automated bulk account creation. For instance, something that combines a random word with a random number.

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you must wear out that red flag quickly lol.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't be silly, you can just buy them in bulk.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish they asked about me before demanding help

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It doesn't really feel any better once you know that it's an empty pleasantry they don't really care to have an answer to.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well they really do hope you're well enough to help them at least.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

As a mechanic, this is my life.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

When I was in college there were a couple times where women used the tech support thing as a pretext to hook up. I miss those days.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Back in my high school days, I worked at a small company that had like 3 or 4 tech guys, each one assigned to a specific building. The one assigned to ours, wasn't very knowledgeable on anything, was more of a tech enthusiast. So when anything would go wrong my manager would come get me first. Which then expanded to various co-workers asking if I'd come to their house to fix things. I helped fix so many slow running computers back in the day. Never charged anyone, I saw it as an opportunity to learn and practice. When I got to college, I FLEW through all the course material.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

damn

i saw that meme and realized that i haven't contacted lots of good people in a while because of how ofraid i am to resemble the girl

damn, right in the feelings dude, ouch

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Joke is that I'm actually the techy woman.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

as we all occasionally ig

doubt there's much tech illiterate people on lemmy

we're a bunch of ne-e-erds :D

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Roger. Copy.

[–] noisypine 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't let anyone know that I am good with anything. I don't get any calls.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Klairabelle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If I didn’t see the bottom left image, I would’ve thought this was a once-a-long-time-ago-acquaintance fallen victim to MLM.