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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bit hard to convincingly pretend that countries are truly equal when a handful of countries sit on a button to completely destroy human civilization (nukes) .

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True equality is in nuclear proliferation*

*i just want to die in a nuclear war

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Behold! He is coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice! Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom! Let those who dwell here in his favored land attend now to the words of the Prophet of Atom! Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow, for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory! Let it serve as a reminder of the Division that has occurred in the past and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come! Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided. There shall be no tears, no sorrow, no suffering, for in the Division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world. Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer; it shall be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance. Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. Each of us shall be mother and father to a trillion civilizations. Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain, and shall know Atom in his glory. I urge you, my friends -- come, drink with me and pray... Glorious Atom, I give unto you these feeble bones. I present to your will this frail body. I beg of you to use me as your vessel, guide me to your brilliance, divide each particle and give relief to this rotten flesh. Cast the fragile form of this ephemeral body into new life in the forge of your Glow. Atom, come -- bestow your presence on your unworthy servant. We stay true, until the Day of Division -- until the dawn of your return to His humble world

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Praise be to Atom!

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So long as it's from the blast itself not the fallout after.

Even dying close to the blast but not inside the fireball is going to be a hellish experience. Non-immediate fatality from a nuclear attack makes trench warfare look civilised.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who said this? Does that person know what the UN does?