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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This was texas, why didn't the good guys with guns fire back.

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

They did.

Fuck that coach! /s

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

There’s one near an elementary school in our fucking town.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 14 hours ago

There’s one near an elementary school in our fucking town.

[–] lack@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like they were playing at Charlie Kirk memorial field

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Same people who build summer camps for children in a known active flood plain.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

Foresight is leftist, comrade.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Everybody born in the land of the free (TM) ©️* knows this is no place for a ball park, but instead it's perfect for a school yard.

*Conditions apply

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There isn't even an actual gun range; just an empty field people are known shoot guns at. And the outrage seems misplaced that the baseball diamond should be shutdown instead of shutting down dipshits firing guns in the field next to it.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 16 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, if you're shooting a gun you are responsible for where the bullets end up.

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listed in maps as a shooting range... For the Katy police department...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 18 hours ago

Fuck The Police!

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Shooting is America's real pastime after all.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

I mean I have to give them this one, have you seen a game of baseball?

[–] josefo@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago

What a fucked up backwards country

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People in a field shoot without reguard to what's in the direction of the bullets they are firing. Kids flee, a coach is shot and someone thought they should blame the baseball field builders lol. Mate if you fire a gun and there is any reasonable belief that bullet can strike something other than your target, you should be charged with shooting at that object.

To me that means attempting to kill that coach/kids.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 102 points 1 day ago (11 children)

If you fire a gun, you are 100% responsible for the bullet, full stop.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (15 children)

What if you're at a paid indoor range and your bullet goes through the back stop wall because the range cheaped out?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's not what happened here, though, is it.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 12 hours ago

Never implied it was.

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[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

OH Texas. That explains it.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who builds a gun range in a way that bullets can escape if shot from appropriate positions?

[–] LyD@lemmy.ca 86 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (24 children)

I am pretty sure this is the gun range and you're supposed to shoot in the direction of the blue arrow. That big mound of earth is where the targets would be and is supposed to catch stray bullets. Something tells me that redneck fuckery was involved.

Found it on Google maps, I think I was right.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's frankly amazing that this very pertinent information you revealed after the briefest of Google searches isn't included in the "official" reporting.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey!

HEY!

Journalism is hard, ok?

jfc what a joke

[–] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

JFC they were shooting uprange to make this happen

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Supposedly the shooters weren't on that property at all.

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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 18 points 1 day ago

They didn’t, the headline is shit and they shouldn’t have included that quote, because the gunfire came from a property that wasn’t the gun range.

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[–] NaibofTabr 28 points 1 day ago

But a Sheriff's Office spokesperson told Houston Public Media that the suspected shooters were actually not on that property during the incident.

The gunshots didn't come from the gun range at all.

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