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[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

I see we have reached the "and if it was (bad), I didn't mean it" stage of the Narcissist's Prayer.

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 5 points 2 days ago

About as convincing as Ray on trailer park boys getting busted for solicitation. "What? Prostitution? That money wasn't for sex! It was for... This is illegal!"

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Let the backpedaling begin!

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Can you post something like "find out where he lives" on Lemmy?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 2 days ago
[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blocked cuz of adblocker. Anyone got text?

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