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[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

I didn't say it

And if I did, I didn't mean it

And if I didn't, I was joking

And if I wasn't, you are overreacting

or something like that

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 177 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is why you don't acquiesce to facsist threats...

If you fold, they win for free, and can claim that it's a coincidence you do what they wanted.

This morherfucker was posting memes on social media laughing about how it worked and had been intentionally planned. Now he wants to act like it was just an offhand comment.

You have to fight every fucking battle, no matter how pedantic, how pointless, or how much plausible deniability they have.

Don't give them a fucking inch for free, because if it's easy they'll keep doing it. If every inch is a battle, it runs down the clock and makes them want to just fuck off and go golfing instead.

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

Damn right.

No quarter for fascists.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s a corpo that acquiesced. They don’t care about rights or vindication or freedom, they just care about line go up. This is good advice for average people, but does not make the line go up.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: we've got to tell the mega corporations and C-suiters that they will lose money appealing to MAGA. Go fash, lose cash. Give money to the ones that fight back, buy from good local businesses, and be informed about where the megas stand and cut back as much support as you can.

[–] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a worthy opponent to “go woke, go broke” — I'll use “go fash, lose cash” for years to come!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I cant claim that I created it (dunno where I first saw it either) but absolutely use it! And make sure the 1% knows it true, too

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Maga lying sack of crap

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago
[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago

Buddy I know a pile of shit when I see it. Call it fudge all you like, but even after you take a bite to reassure me you're not lying, we both know the truth.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I said to take care of him. I did not specify what that meant, you're just putting words into my mouth" - "plausible" deniability

[–] Zier@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Conservatives are liars, hypocrites and bullies.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The fact that nobody ever calls them out for the blatantly obvious lies to their face is the most infuriating thing of all. They think we're brainless monkeys and they get away with it because nobody pushes back

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plenty of people call them out on it - they've just spent my lifetime insulating themselves from any impact coming from it.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 42 points 2 days ago

“Everything I say or do is a joke unless I get away with it.”

[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was literally gloating about it, are people actually dumb enough to buy this horseshit?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

Did we also misunderstand this?

Gaslighters are gonna gaslight.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Carr said that “what I spoke about last week is that when concerns are raised about news distortion … there’s an easy way for parties to address that and work that out. In the main, that takes place between local television stations that are licensed by the FCC and what we call national programmers like Disney. They work that out, and there doesn’t need to be any involvement of the FCC.”

He added: “Now, if they don’t, there’s a way that is not as easy, which is someone can file a complaint at the FCC, and then the FCC, by law, as set up by Congress, has to adjudicate that complaint. And what I’ve been very clear in the context of the Kimmel episode, is the FCC, and myself in particular, have expressed no view on the ultimate merits.”

Bullshit word salad.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also from this article, but I want to remind people of this, too:

Carr, appearing on Benny Johnson’s podcast, called Kimmel’s remark “some of the sickest conduct possible.”

This is what Carr thought was "some of the sickest conduct possible":

Kimmel said, “We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and with everything they can to score political points from it.”

So, for Brendan Carr, "the sickest conduct possible" refers to comedians making extremely tame jokes about politicians and saying exactly what they were doing. "The sickest conduct possible" is apparently not what the politicians were actually doing, when they were exploiting Kirk's death for their own gains.

You know, personally, when I think of "the sickest conduct possible," I tend to think of other things. Maybe things more similar to assaulting and raping children or sexually assaulting women in a changing room. You know, actually bad things where people get hurt. Not stuff where you're just telling the truth to politicians who are embarrassed by the truth.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Or like Brian Kill-em-all saying ON AIR that homeless people should all just be murdered by lethal injection.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everyone keeps reposting that monologue quote but completely ignores the part where he just played clips of Trump not seeming to give a damn that Kirk had been murdered.

The FCC chair threatened to kill a merger for Nextstar if they didn't threaten ABC to get Kimmel taken off the air, because he insulted Trump, Nextstar pressured ABC, and ABC capitulated.

This was never about comments Kimmel made about Charlie Kirk, and shame on the entirely of media in this country for framing it that way. This was because Jimmy Kimmel insulted President Donald Trump.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mOY7OMHh4

Dwight Schrute: I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.

Ryan Howard: I go to a lot of parties.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, I'm gonna need to search your car. Give me your keys.

Ryan Howard: I am not giving you my keys.

Dwight Schrute: Don't make me do this the hard way.

Ryan Howard: What's the hard way?

Dwight Schrute: I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car and you will have to obey him.

Ryan Howard: Yeah, let's do it that way.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 days ago (6 children)

He needs to be removed from his position immediately and have an investigation opened into his actions

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I mean, yes, but....

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[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 43 points 2 days ago

Utter and complete bullshit.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OK. Did anyone complain to FCC about a certain turd gleefully advocating euthanasia of the homeless? What's happening with that investigation?

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

looks like this dumbass didn't realize he took the hard way.

eat shit maga cuck.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Lol.

"No no no, I meant easy at in less paperwork! An offer you can't refuse? No no, that's buy one get one free. And when I said you should meet my little friend, I meant our coworker Joey. He's 5'7"!"

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's gonna be great when all these fascists are dead

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 19 points 2 days ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Really having trouble interpreting that as anything other than a threat.

[–] mnhs1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The loser wanted to show the size of his dick, and found out it’s tiny as fuck.

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

More Mafia tactics. Playing the plausable deniability game and gaslighting. What an asshole.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

what? he said it iROnicAlLY??

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Violation of Civil Rights under the color of law.

If we still have elections in 2026-2028, I have a feeling this hopped up nobody is going to be made an example out of.

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump's Nazis lie with each breath.

"Nazi" is no longer hyperbole.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I'll echo again Bull. Shit.

More people who say it like it is but constantly don’t mean what it sounds like they’re saying.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] yarr@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

FCC Chairman: Someone should take care of Jimmy Kimmel.

[deep state assassins terminate Kimmel]

FCC Chairman: Noooo! Not like that!!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If the ratings were so low, then why is he back?

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[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

👌👍. Jackass.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

I see we have reached the "and if it was (bad), I didn't mean it" stage of the Narcissist's Prayer.

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