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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

hes like peter thiel who tried to extend his life. He looks awful despite having some "skin enhancement treatments".

Hes also like a vampire, he used his son's blood to look more youthful on his skin. He boasted how he defeated a lawsuit from a former GF(taryn sounthern) claiming he ruined her chances of a career by convincing her to give it up to work for her, and when she breast cancer, he dumped her because it was making him look bad, aka thinking about mortality.

i followed him, through taryn southern(whom i followed associated with another channel), his "research" isnt really use university level institution or peer reviewed papers, its all done on Him alone, so its basically pseudoscience.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite thing about the whole myth about people in southern Italy regularly living to be over 100 is that it's actually just pension fraud.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok but we still can't deny that Mediterranean cuisine is maximum nutritious & maximum yummy.

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[–] blah3166@piefed.social 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

for all the hate the guy gets, I do appreciate that he's at least taking a science-based approach and publishes what works/doesn't. The core building blocks he continually pushes people to follow are the basics we already know: good sleep, food and exercise.

Outside of the common sense he's tried various protocols and only continues them if the biomarkers they're tracking show some kind of improvement. He's spending his millions to test things and publish data for us to use, I don't see any harm in that. He's even published basic meals (Super Veggie) that anyone can make to ensure they're eating healthy and getting the most bang for their buck (nutrient to caloric content ratio).

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro out here discontinuing amino acids like it's his morning routine

Certain grifters are advertising taking essential amino acids supplements instead of protein. Presumably his team concluded that there's no upside to taking essential amino acids supplements when he gets enough protein.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sample of one is pretty shit though.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Is society gonna get the funding to try all this shit on a scientifically relevant number of samples?

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy pissing away millions on his ongoing psychosis episode should be grounds enough to ban billionaires forever.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 112 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You just know he's going to have some hilariously ironic death like the Segway scooter guy. It's like learning about the guy who claimed God couldn't sink the Titanic and deciding, "I'm going to do that! Every day!"

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The segway guy is actually a pretty sad story. James Haselden was a genuinely good guy, founder of a company making a type of portable and collapsible barrier, originally intended to shore up canals and rivers but ended up solving a variety of problems around the world.

He kept manufacturing local to his childhood home, paying significantly above the average to his staff, created jobs and opportunities for many people in a relatively impoverished community.

Gave many many millions of pounds to charities and good causes.

He bought the segway company, intending on reviving what had become a failing business and died a pretty tragic and stupid death and now all anyone thinks of him is "haha how ironic".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"haha how ironic"

Even in death he keeps on giving.

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

Take your upvote and get out.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I bet he dies becuase there is some old in the lines or fittings and he's breathing nothing but moldy air all day long.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Or because now his body just thinks it doesn't need to protect him from airborne diseases and shuts that part down.

I mean heat shock proteins exist. A little grit is needed in life to keep the immune system on its toes.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oxygen is so bad for you, too. It literally damages cells. I don't mean this ironically or anything else. It is physically bad for you to breathe pure oxygen.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago

Oxygen is corrosive as fuck. That's why people are so obsessed with anti-oxidants. It's important to cellular respiration because it is do damn volatile, but our bodies have to do a lot to keep it contained and safe.

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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hyberbaric chambers have a tendency to explode.

There was one in the news the other day that tragically exploded with a small child inside.

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oxygen chamber? Sounds like a great way to die early

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hope they don't have bare wires and too much velcro.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I just meant breathing more oxygen makes you agree faster

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 112 points 2 days ago (6 children)

makes you agree faster

You're absolutely right.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only breathe CO2 and I absolutely disagr

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago
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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Immortan Bryan.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why is this meme implying that olives, Campari and cigarettes is not the peak of human diet that we all know it to be?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

Because it's missing the 6 month old leg of pork that's so full of nitrates it cannot even rot.

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Our bodies have multiple enzymes and antioxidants to keep oxygen from slowly killing us. And this guy wants to concentrate it. Hyperbaric has its uses, making a normal person live longer is not one of them.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember seeing a meme about what alien life might be like and they say "what do you mean all life on Earth breathes rocket fuel???"

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get these stories as a way of pointing out the inherant absurditity in a lot of every day things...

...but also... life requires energy. Something's gotta keep the metabolism going. Oxygen is both highly reactive and significantly more abundant than any of its heavier counterparts further down the column. If there is life out there with a metabolic rate anywhere approaching our own, it would be weird if it didn't use oxygen.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It was a complicated time when life switched to oxygen. We still have life without oxygen btw (mostly in the depths). But those damn plants fucked up a good life for everyone back then.

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The replier is right but I would be lying if I said that mask connected to the cannulas doesn't look extremely cool.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

IMMORTAN JOE

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[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sure he might outlive us, but honestly what's the fucking point? At this point for him he's basically just existing. Is he happy? Is he getting any enjoyment out of life? Because it sure doesn't seem like it

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[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"while you were busy with your covid orgies i was in my bubble, studying the blade"

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dude is going to end up burning alive in that thing

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[–] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who thought this was Tom Scott for a moment?

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[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

never heard of a little thing called oxygen toxicity

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