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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah man, I had no idea evangelical preachers have been such avid Garfield fans.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gays love lasagna and hate Mondays

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

If you like lasagna, you gotta try gay sex

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Same. This explains why I'm fat as well. It's my orange cat genes.

[–] s@piefed.world 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Playing Dungeons and Dragons will make your kid worship Satan.

Being lefthanded will send you to Hell.

Eating a hamburger on certain Fridays will damn you forever.

Asbestos, fossil fuels, and smoking cigarettes are great and everyone should enjoy them.

That type of discourse isn’t new, but it is tiring.

Maybe–just maybe–allowing this level of inequality in society both teaches and incentivizes people to suck.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

And when it's actively embraced by the entire executive branch of the federal government, like how the hell did we get here?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The old school Monster Manual wasn't trying very hard to disprove the Satan thing. LOL, whole sections on demons and devils.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You owe money to that man on TV with the AquaNet hair.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Bart Simpson is making Gen-X and Millennials lazy. They will never amount to anything.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Last year I found a streaming app that had the 1980s Garfield cartoon running, and I ended up getting back into that for a while.

I found it to be a fascinating glimpse into those times. Like all of the pop culture references were obviously quite dated, but 40 years later and a lot of them still stand on their own. The comedy style was a snapshot of the zeitgeist from the era, surely not novel at the time, but a reflection of the time. It's interesting to see how much of that comedy style has carried forward and even evolved over the decades. Sarcasm, featured heavily. Self-deprecation. Almost surreal absurdity. Did Garfield shape the comedy world as much as the comedy world shaped it?

Oh yeah, and I definitely turned out gay. But I guarantee you it wasn't the 10/10 hotties that John Arbuckle was pulling or anything related to Garfield himself. It was entirely Nermal. Grew up living my entire life thinking Nermal was a girl, only to realize that in my recent re-watch that Nermal's pronouns are he/him. These woke ass shows have been woking kids up since the dawn of time.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nermal and Scrappy Doo are both demon spawn.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Read through the entirety of Bloom County (1981-1989) last year and it was exactly like that. Many political figures I barely remembered, but still, if anyone wants to experience the 80s, that comic is a perfect snapshot.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Morons. The internet has united morons that in past generations would have been ridiculed back into manual labor. Now? Influencers.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh. This whole time I thought it was Heathcliff that did it.

[–] Matthew@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just as long as you aren't terrorizing the neighborhood

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No one should...

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What is this youtube conspiracy nonsense and why does it have almost 2 million views as of 6 years ago??

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Probably because

Gestures in general direction of usa

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like that was six years ago, actually

Six years ago it wasn’t backed up by the highest office in the country

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I find the idea that you can turn straight people homosexual really weird. To me it's obvious that it's not a choice or something you can change - it's who you are. I wonder why they can't see that?

Rhetorical question, btw.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder why they can't see that?

My guess is that everyone who thinks being gay is a choice regularly feels homosexual attraction, that they have to choose to repress. They think that's normal, they feel that way therefore everyone else must too.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Makes logical sense but it's been disproved more than once.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't think Garfield or anyone is going to change an adult's well-established sexual orientation, but the idea that children growing up in a society that normalizes homosexual attraction will be more likely to develop inclinations that otherwise would have been suppressed seems reasonable to me. It's supported both by the prevalence of what we would call bisexuality in certain cultures and by my own personal experience - I distinctly recall being young and trying to decide whether an attractive character in a picture was a flat-chested woman (and therefore OK) or a long-haired man (and therefore not OK). I had internalized social expectations before I even knew what the differences between men and women were and so from that point my sexuality developed to be strictly heterosexual, but I think that I might have become bisexual if those social expectations had not been taught to me before that formative time.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

What if people are naturally bi/pan and either learned or chosen aversion to one sex or another makes them either gay or straight? In a hypothetical world free of antigay bigotry couldn't a person be dared to kiss or otherwise get close to someone of the same gender and realize it turned them on?

I dont know but isn't "born gay" or "born straight" kind of similar to gender essentialism?

I'm all for a world where people have as much opportunity to choose as possible, but I also realize people put a lot of stock in what they've already chosen. Perhaps it's like a long term relationship where someone feels their partner is the "only one" for them, following a breakup they often find there are other partners they'd be happy with too.

Just my thoughts, no offense intended. Not really looking to share my own experiences here but they sort of make more sense in the theory I'm explaining here.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Always said the belief in sexual choice says everything about homophobia and transphobia. If you think those things are bad, and it's a choice, then the chooser is evil. And if it's a choice, then your kids can be influenced on the matter.

Craziest thing to me is how easy the notion of choice is to disprove with a simple thought experiment. I turned my best friend around instantly.

"OK, homosexuality is a choice. Remember when you were a horny teenager? Can you tell me how you choose which team to bat for? Could have gone either way, right? I choose hetero because it sure seems a lot easier."

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Technically the level of discourse 6 years ago but ill allow it.

Same orange.

"It's okay to erase the native population of the land we've invaded and it's also okay to import others as chattel so they work the land for us... but if you suck ONE dick, you're the devil!"

The American moral compass was always broken, and most Americans don't even notice it. 🤷

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Well, can you blame him?

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I was straight but the garfield in this meme... I am gay now.

I am looking forward to the christian efforts to save our souls by finding the counter-piece to garfield.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Checks out, I worshipped at the alter of the orange tom as a kid

[–] NaibofTabr 1 points 2 days ago

Is that the animated Garfield television series from the 90s? How old is this video?