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Perception (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Were they... hive-bernating?

Damn. Play me off, Johnny!

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My pun obsessed kid approves.

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Using swarm rules from PF1E for bears is actually a nightmare scenario that I need to use someday. Beears?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“Suddenly a swarm of BumbleBears appear in front of you.”

Players: “A… what of WHAT??”

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

But you fail a perception check

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, look. A hive.

Watch out for the queen bear.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Get away from my picnic basket, you bitch!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I think I would need a Natual -20 to miss that

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be "bears, warm in the tree."

Player: That's not much better.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I cast II Kings 2: 23-24!