i have a friend that used to work at a hotdog stand in antarctica, and he'd let huge containers of the unholy water freeze outside to carve ice sculptures, igloos and such. sometimes, colonies of penguins pass by and he'll sell hundreds of thousands of hotdogs, then launch little icebergs of all the frozen waste water. does that make all the oceans tainted?
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It's how the ocean became salty to begin with
Once made hotdogs in an electric kettle and this is 100 percent true
made hotdogs in an electric kettle
+5 psychological damage to Brits
I was 19. I thought I would be able to clean it.
:(
A roommate once descale our kettle with vinegar ... it wasn't usable for days. But he learned his lessen after we made him taste a cup-a-soup from it right after.
wasn’t usable
Why so? I do that too, and just rinse it a few times
Because the taste sticks around forever. A "few times" won't remove it. You have to rinse it dozens of times and at that point you're just wasting water and putting the limescale back in.
Were you using balsamic vinegar, or something else like that? Cause with normal vinegar it doesnr
I'm not a vinegar expert. Just use citric acid or lemon juice. It just as acidic and works great, most households have it and it won't even stink up the kitchen.
Coke zero 👌
baptize me in hotdog water
you and i both know
the holy stuff won't take
-nicky flowers
Can the pope bless hotdog water? I wasn't raised Catholic, does the water need to be "pure?" Pretty sure I've heard river and lake water can be blessed, does this require boiling? Can I slough the hotdog grease from the top, would it be considered pure enough to bless?
Chicago dogs are now holy, but only if it has poppy seeds on the bun
Priests can bless anything really. Hell, Cardinal Glick blessed his driver on that documentary called Dogma
LOL. Chicago Pope?
Don't you know? ALL the Holy Water is hot dog water now. Go into any church and you'll see a priest slathering mustard and celery salt on the wafers.
Alternatively, and hear me out: what's a Pope's blessing range? Worldwide? Perhaps all hot dog water is now holy
Well he blessed the rains down in a-africa
No, that’s the dog from the Wizard of Oz
Holy water is probably way more unsanitary than hot dog water.
Even on the dirtiest hot dog cart, they are using utensils and not dipping their fingers into the water.
I read this as what people in certain online video games mean when they call something dog water (dog piss?).
This is simply not true. I haven’t eaten meat in years but back when I did I would’ve gladly bought some NY hot dog cart water at the grocery store to add to my hot dog water when making it. It objectively makes them taste better versus using fresh water.
I would contend that soiled toilet water is the opposite. Like a dirty unkempt toilet that doesn’t necessarily have a full poop in it but maybe some residual shit pieces or those streak marks that happen sometimes. A drop of that on anything and I’m like well I guess I don’t need this that badly
What if we poke holes in the hot dog? Holy hot dog water?
So what happens when we mix hotdog water and holy water?
The hot dogs fill all the holes so it just becomes regular water.
Schism.
What if they are kosher hotdogs? Any leeway there?
Automatically makes you Jewish if you aren't already.
If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
At which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
TIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
For that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.
Nah hot dpg water has no effect on us
Holy Hot Dog Water.