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[–] tino@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I bought an old boat in Amsterdam (3000€), did some reparations (500€), replaced the engine (1500€), paid the local tax (600€ x 3years). I had fun with it. No regrets. Then I was moving back to my country, I couldn't find a buyer... so I lowered the price to 1500€.

You were great, old boat. But not a great investment.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I once asked my dad if he’d ever buy a boat. He asked me why he would want to buy “a hole in the water to throw money into.”

[–] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard this 1000 times, together with "the two best moments in the life of a boat owner are the day you buy it, and the day you sell it"

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

AND don't forget that B.O.A.T. is actually an acronym for 'break out another thousand.'

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Vehicles are notoriously not investments except for some incredibly exceptional cases. Glad you enjoyed your time with it. That's the best you can hope for.

[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RPG books I know I won't ever play. I ran D&D for two years during the pandemic and now I'm here reading Pathfinder, The One Ring, Legend of the Five Rings, Fate, Savage Worlds, and so, so many Mausritter crowdfundings.

Would you play a game over the internet?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This subject is dear to my heart, because I realized that part of my conservative upbringing taught me money is the important thing and that emotions are worthless and dumb. If you spend money on something that makes you happy but does not provide commensurate utility or return on investment, it is by definition a dumb purchase. Treating yourself is a waste of resources and therefore makes you a bad person. Maybe unless you are debt free and fully funding every retirement and college account you got. (note the unspoken implication that it's cool for the rich to do whatever they want)

As I have spent decades reverse engineering the instructions for my brain, I have recently concluded that not only do I thrive when building and creating things, but having the perfect high-quality tool that is great at what it does right down to the sensory feedback can really enhance the experience for me.

I've spent a bunch of money expanding and upgrading my collection this year, and I haven't regretted it once. But I've spent even more on the materials just in the months since!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not a conservative upbringing/mentality.... That's a capitalist mentality.

The only thing I can really say about capitalists is that they're some of the worst people I've ever known, and I've known a few of them.

Very religious people (usually conservatives) are generally quite kind and generous. If they follow their religious book, that tracks. Since most religions teach about tolerance, acceptance, and understanding. Like the legend Fred Rogers; May he rest in peace.

Usually very liberal people are about basic social services for everyone, and programmes that support DEI. They want everyone to be on an equal playing field and they want that playing field to be, at a minimum, allowing all people to independently be able to live, have reasonably good health, food to eat, and somewhere to live.

Meanwhile capitalists always focus on the money. Who is paying for all of this? They don't want their money (via taxes) to go to people that are less than them. Anyone who makes less or has less is "losing", and they're "winning". All capitalists want to be on top, and they don't care who they have to trample to achieve that.

There are exceptions of course, on every one of these groups. For example, Bill Gates who donates a lot of money for good causes. He still has plenty of money, but honestly, he gives away a lot. By no means do I mean to imply that any billionaire is good; in this case Bill is just using the wealth he has to do good. He's clearly someone that made a lot of money doing capitalism things, and yet he believes in helping others.

The capitalists I have met are some of the most argumentative, vocal, and toxic people I've ever met.

Good on you for getting away from that mentality and finding enjoyment.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Agreed, and your wording is excellent.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really enjoy Ramit Sethi's take on this; he encourages what he calls living a rich life. Yeah you should look to your financial future but you have to balance it with your life now. It's sad when you're limiting yourself out of fear. He's an advocate for spending where it brings you value (and only you can decide that), and aggressively cutting out the things that don't.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

He's an advocate for spending where it brings you value (and only you can decide that), and aggressively cutting out the things that don't.

That's an excellent way to put it! Sometimes I feel like a weirdo for actually pursuing the things that bring me happiness. Like that makes me the eccentric one. So many seem to be on a boring yet miserable autopilot, trying get the things they've been taught they SHOULD want.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bought a pallet of computers at an auction at a local college for $250 a year or two ago. HP Elitedesk GenIIs specifically (4th Gen i5, 8GB of RAM, 256gb SSDs, and space for add in cards and more drives if needed) I did not expect my throwaway bid to win but it did. So now I have a bunch of computers. I have some projects in mind, but honestly I've mostly been tossing them to friends and family when they need a computer for something. Eventually they'll all be allocated, sold and given away but it's certainly taking a bit

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't like connect them together and make an AI server with them?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

I've not seen freely available software to split such a workload across multiple machines, but realistically if I did I'd be looking at less performance that if I just got a single used datacenter card (like one of the Nvidia Tesla cards) off eBay for the same price and popped it into a computer, or if I got a single much more modern server.

I can however cluster them in fun ways for redundancy! Most hypervisors support clustering so that VMs can be migrated to another host if one needs to be taken offline for anything, or if one unexpectedly powes off the others will continue the workload. Or clustered storage where it spreads the storage across multiple hosts for redundancy as well as speed. I definitely want to get some of those old 25GB or even some of those 40GB infiniband cards and run a glusterFS or Ceph cluster to really see what clustered storage can do (I ran a Ceph cluster in a lab in college but it was over a gigabit network so everything was painfully slow)

But those projects will account for only about a dozen computers at most, so I have to find more projects and more willing people to have these systems foisted upon

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Does a Hello Kitty bandsaw count?

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I bought a used rusty school bus. Six years later, at least I know how to weld now. Sort of. I also learned how to survive hitting my head on a large steel C-clamp nine times without suffering any brain damage. Additionally, I learned how to survive hitting my head on a large steel C-clamp nine times without suffering any brain damage.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Six years later, at least I know how to weld now. Sort of.

The most important part of the Dunning Kruger curve! And welding is a fantastic example. You go from "this hot melty thing is scary" to "dang, I can make metal stick to itself!" to "that weld looks kinda professional" to "holy crap there's a whole science and art to this I will never have the time to fully learn".

Is your school bus now something usable? Would love to hear about a successful impulse buy!

My skoolie is semi-usable, basically just needs the utilities (electric, propane and water) hooked up. I bought a house two years ago and that has suspended work on the bus completely. Someday ...

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Just bought a Brothers B&W laser printer. I need to print something maybe twice a year.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love being poor and disabled in America.

A working PC would be nice, but I've learned to keep my hopes and dreams nice and low.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, I don't know if that's an option for you but here (GER) we have non-profit organisations which provide PCs and laptops for people who need them. Maybe there's one in you area, too.

Alternatively many IT companies take client PCs back when customer companies get a new generation. Maybe you can save one before they get thrown out vor get one for cheap.

Just my 2 cents. Best of luck!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I bought healthy food that rotted away, and took a significan't amount of my income. I now only eat slop again.

Most of it I just didn't know how to prepare proper, was stored badly in the shop itself, and I could not find all the ingredients for. It was expensive as fuck too.

The Tofu tasted like fish, and made me feel nauseous.

So, don't try to min-max your diet if you live in a shithole I guess.

At least the slop is cheap, and caloric. And I still have peanut butter left over.

Eat the healthier slop.

Add leaves to it, eat a fruit sometimes.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I have a few more: A solar battery called blue wave that does not charge from the sun. The panels must be fake!

A solar lamp with the same problem, a working portable solar panel that is only useful for battery packs/mobile devices and I never have the time to actually use (although it will be good in emergencies).

A plastic bike helmet that would probably increase injuries due to awful design.

Bought a small fridge with no freezer compartment when there was one of the same size, with a freezer compartment that was just objectively better for the samepeice.

Gmod, years after it was no longer popular, just because I finally could.

So now, all my money is devoted to basically pleasing my brother, and bailing out my mother. After that, I will hoard like a dragon, after he has his PC (not buying alat after), and her debt is settled (plus a few small things to make life easier).

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Adjustable dumbbells.

I work at a place with an onsite gym and am afforded an hour of PT everyday.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

A collection of Commodore and compatible disk drives. Useless, expensive, heavy, fragile, mostly non-functional, unrepairable in some cases. But they look good piled up at the back of my closet.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (14 children)

$19K in watches. Now I have a kid, and I am straight salary. In hindsight, I would be perfectly happy with the least expensive one. I'm a mechanical engineer, and they really interest me. But they were not smart purchases.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's a rabbit hole I managed to avoid. I lived in Shanghai in the 00's when you could still get nice counterfeit mechanical watches there. Then I got a nice Seiko mechanical watch but no matter what I did, I just didn't love the auto-winding function. Then came the solar watches from Seiko and Citizen which were relatively cheap. Now I'm here with a smart watch and never looking back.

Edit: also an engineer.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I admire the engineering of the solar, too. It's really cool that the Eco-Drives don't even look like they have a panel. Are the dials like, micro perforated or something? I've never taken one apart. And the fact that you can store them for like, 6 months and they'll still have a charge is very nice.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My co-worker has something similar. I wonder when he will figure it out?

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Probably around the time they need to get serviced and it costs as much as a Seiko dive watch and takes like 6 weeks.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me sitting here with five Casios, a Ball, a spring drive Seiko, a Bulova Precisionist, a Brew, and probably one or two I'm forgetting about: yepppppppppp

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hell yeah! Nice collection.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My pregnant wife asked me to get her a fountain Coke Zero from Costco the other day.. I paid for the thing and waited patiently for my empty cup. When I approached the dispenser, I found that all three Coke Zeros were out of order. I had no choice but to fill it with Diet Coke. It was the lowest Costco experience of our lives.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Some music gear that I haven't really used at all, and don't feel particularly inclined to lean in and really figure out how to use. like a drum machine (arturia drumbrute impact) and a sequencer thingy (arturia beatstep pro). I could sell both of those and not feel like I'll ever miss them.

Watch collection is pretty dumb and I really only ever wear one of them anyways. But damnit, they're neat, and I enjoy rebelling against smartwatches.

Arguably, purchasing a custom ordered Taycan wagon with nearly all the options. BUT, car depreciation only matters when selling, and no other cars out there tick all the boxes for me like the Taycan does, so I'm okay with it

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