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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

D looks nice. Greek food, Turkish food, fuck Israel, Indian food, Japanese food, Thai food and whatever crocodile burger Australia serves.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

D without the slightest hesitation.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

D, with G a very close second

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Has to be D. Last time I said Japanese and Mexican, but I forgot Iranian.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

D is so good. You get Georgian, Turkish and Indian too.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Has to be D …. Has the most major cuisines, most variety.

I may have always lived in H but depending how you define foods from there, we have almost nothing.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 1 day ago

obviously A

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

D, Italian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian are already 90% of my diet

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

D by far has the widest available palette, it includes the silk road which is the thing that fueled C, B, and E.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

D, hands down. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Iranian, Turkish, Japanese, Chinese. Literally my favorite foods

Edit: Also includes a little bit of Italy!!

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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It’s D and it’s not even a little close. I’d be sad to lose burritos and jerk chicken, and not be able to try more African food, but yea D 10000%, no regrets.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

D. I need my Tim Tams.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

D without a doubt. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, parts of China. It's even got some Mediterranean in there. That's basically all I eat already.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

G, BBQ and Mexican.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

D. Curry, Szechwan, vietnamese, thai, asian street food!, Teriyaki and Sushi all day.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

D gets Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Korean... why didn't you cut this in a way that gives the rest of the world any chance?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 168 points 3 days ago (19 children)

D has a ton of Asian goodness

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 99 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (14 children)

Also, D even gets the entire bay of Naples, in addition to the cuisines of 3-4 billion people. Anyone who wants anything from A can get anything from there in Oceania.

D is so OP, I cannot imagine anyone picking anything else unless they are basing their choice on where they live.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like how Germany is divided into East and West^^ the food is more distinct between North and South though.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (10 children)

G.

Love Mexican and south American food, Creole, Southern, Cuban…plus the US has stolen foods from around the world, so I guess I get to keep pretty much eating whatever.

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[–] uzay 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is split that way because obviously no one can live for the rest of their life without mediterranean food

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 52 points 3 days ago

D without a doubt. Southern tip of Italy, Greek, Turkish, Persian, Pakistan, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Australian, just to name a few.

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (7 children)

B is being slept on in this thread. I mean, look at it - you get northern Italy, Germany, Austria, Hungary, the northern Balkans, Sweden, and Finland. If you like pasta, pizza, grilled meats, fries, potatoes, sausages, licorice, a mindbogglingly large number of breads and cheeses, etc. etc. you'd be stupid not to pick that region.

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

D or G because those both can grow coffee.

Tough call though.

D is lots of different Chinese regional dishes (Shanghai style, south China styles, Xi'an Muslim styles, and all the different dumplings); all the great Japanese food, Vietnamese food, Thai food, Indian food, Aussie and New Zealand wines, Aussie steaks, New Zealand lamb, Malay, Indonesian dishes, Cebu BBQ, plus Lebanese and Persian food. That is a lot of variety.

G gets you New Orleans dishes, California wine, Cali tacos, Tex Mex, southeastern USA BBQ, Low Country Boil, Mexican food, Caribbean food, central American, chocolate, and I am guessing Hawaiian dishes.

And now I'm hungry.

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 97 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Lots of peeps on the D train, so I’m going G. You’ve got the spiciness of Mexican and Caribbean paired with the savoryness of Guatemalan and Colombian. Jam packed with fish and chicken dishes. Ceviche, jerk chicken, jambalaya, fried plantains, cornbreads, tacos, and giant burritos. Southern Spain means you get paella chock full of shellfish and also Spanish olives. And in the far west you get a bit of Hawaiian flare, so a little bit of Japanese sneaks in.

Regardless D and G are S tier. E and A are A tier. Everything else is, well, a carb with sauerkraut and sausage.

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[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

I need this in a higher resolution

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

G has burritos and in n out. Wtf more do you need?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

G, no contest.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (13 children)

Easy D for me. It has Indian, Bangladeshi, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Vietnamese. I don't think I need anything else in life lol. Come to think of it, the only food I've had in the last month or so that isn't from D is pizza, but I can live without pizza.

(I'm Indian so there's obvious bias. But even if Indian and Bangladeshi food were removed, I'll still choose D. I'll be a little tempted by G because of Barbecue, but Korean barbecue is pretty great as well.)

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[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Seems i have to be the autist in this thread and complain about that map. How is that a fair split if D contains 50% of the human population while A has barely 200mil.

Why is it centered on Italy? Why so far north? Any slice going north just touches 2-4 countries while the ones going south can have 30?

I guest there isnt a place to put the center that would weight all sectors equally but cmon this is just lazy

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 2 days ago

G easily.

Southern comfort food, Mexican, Carribean, and Sushi Rolls. RIP Pizza but I didn't need it

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm doing G. It would have all my favorite comfort foods, plus Mexican food. If the point extends to Italy, then it's perfect.

Who would pick H? What's up there, poutine and seal blubber?

[–] Runaway@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 days ago

I mean D is a powerhouse lol

[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

D is the obvious correct choice because the western food in Asia is superior to the Asian food in the west.

[–] Leather@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A!

French food! And uh, rotting whale taint buried in sand for three months, then pickled in shark piss.

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[–] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

H, because I'm in Canada, and the food would be cold before the guy from D got here.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (5 children)

D has virtually all god-tier food Asia has ever produced, plus a bonus of whatever culinary bullshit Australia vomits onto the world stage.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

B. I know what I'm doing, healthiest lands with a pro-social mind.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

D. Japan literally has so many random recipes that I get overwhelmed when deciding what to try.

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