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[–] fraksken 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

we quickly encountered problems in sourcing willing volunteers for our study, however, and the ethics committee was adamant that the use of unwilling volunteers would result in disciplinary action.

Gold. I'd volunteer 🤤

[–] mental_block@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

.....aaaand it's a tab on Pornhub.

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

And farmersonly.com

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This could've won an IgNobel if it were real.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, an IgNobel winner first makes you laugh, than makes you think. This just makes me laugh.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It makes me just think... 🤔😏

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So where’s the market on this one? We going to start seeing these on grocery store shelves or am I going to have to buy this discreetly?

Personally, I’d prefer farm to table.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure demand is high enough yet for farm to table. I'm expecting DIY grow at home kits to launch soon though

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Farm to table or farm to anus

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No thanks, I’m not that into farmers.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

Thats anus to farm

I'm so sad this wasn't real.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Lol @ the one with the tail in the last pic

[–] espurr@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

We are going to have to science the shit out of this one

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

I'm sure if someone was making a real study like this, they would get it accepted somewhere with proper peer review.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Endovegephilia is such a cursed word.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

When asked to elaborate on if carrots would be involved in any discipline researchers were told to "Get out."

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro what in the "i want to remove my eyes" fuck is that

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago