Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
planes don't have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
Jesus is a pretty shitty pilot.
Well duh, how was he supposed to get flight hours in the year 20
"Jesus asleep at the wheel"
FIFY
Shoulda wrote "Jesus take the yoke."