Fill it with cum instead.
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Dog cum
the lot of you
Calm down and we'll let you take the first sip.
Thank you for the offer but i'm no germaphobe
Someone tried this with a box once.
Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage
These things are so creepy.
So are Labubus but also kitchy.
The working man's Labubu.
The first time I had ever heard about labubus was the last episode of South Park. I thought they were just some dumb thing Matt and Trey came up with to use as a vehicle to talk about the tariffs, then I learned they were actually real.
Same and the next day I see a pop up gazebo selling them, like how.
Just 3D print one?
But it won't come out fluffy :(
Just cover it in dog hair.
Whe-
Where did they get the dog hair?
From a dog
Keep up mate
Labubus are still a thing? I thought that wave of idiocity had passed already?
I think the company lost like a quarter of its value recently
I wonder how many containers of those thingies are still shipping around the globe...
How many have fallen off their container ship and are mow adrift, waiting to be dug up from the seafloor in 200 years
Not just yet. Now that the knowledge of Labubus is mainstream they will go out of fashion soon. But there will be one last wave while normies pretend to be fashionable.
I am a good benchmark for this stuff. If I know what Labubu is because I had to find it on Urban Dictionary then it has run its course.
The other canary is NPR. Anything on NPR is a dead meme.
i'm back into beanie babies.
Honestly thought South Park made them up, I had never heard of them before that. It's beanie babies all over again.
And Stanley Cups.
I'll bet she doesn't have 500 copies of the same book with different colors of covers.
Collecting something can be a fun hobby. Buying collectibles is something a fucking idiot does.
i do have a few books i have a personal copy and a lending copy
Still a different thing than having 500 Stanley cups..
my dude i am on my sixth copy of Jasper Fforde's Shades of Grey because no one gives it back and honestly, i'm kind of cool with that it's my favorite book/series. we don't have that many stanleys, but FFS we get so many crappy nalgenes as swag at conventions i don't know what to do with them all. now i guess we have a "you had an earthquake and weren't paying attention" cupboard because
happens with all those shitty nalgenes.
Instead of owning many copies of Shades of Grey, you could buy one copy of 50 Shades of Grey. So wasteful smh my head
i only need ~~two~~ one [i swear i can math] more and then i have the full spectrum though
edit: ooo, now i kind of want to do that if i ever get my books back
At one point I had three copies of Bryson's Short History. I think they're all on permanent loan at this point. Pretty happy with that
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I can afford a labubu. But why would I buy one
Because the social safety net is broken and gambling on rare labubus is your retirement now.
wait they're just godsdamned beanie babies? AGAIN? does anyone have a spare labubu so i can put farts in its head
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