Fill it with cum instead.
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Why not both
Dog cum
the lot of you
Calm down and we'll let you take the first sip.
Thank you for the offer but i'm no germaphobe
Someone tried this with a box once.
Just get a monchichi and look hip AND vintage
These things are so creepy.
So are Labubus but also kitchy.
The working man's Labubu.
The screenshot is bad enough that I can't tell if this is a troll where they took a picture of the back of one, or where they actually collected that much dog hair for a joke photo.
It looks like a clear plastic case full of hair to me!
The first time I had ever heard about labubus was the last episode of South Park. I thought they were just some dumb thing Matt and Trey came up with to use as a vehicle to talk about the tariffs, then I learned they were actually real.
Same and the next day I see a pop up gazebo selling them, like how.
Just 3D print one?
But it won't come out fluffy :(
Just cover it in dog hair.
Whe-
Where did they get the dog hair?
From a dog
Keep up mate
Labubus are still a thing? I thought that wave of idiocity had passed already?
There are people who still like furbies.
I prefer long furbies
Tap for spoiler
I want to see someone make a fully articulated one of these with custom software running on it so it writhes along with whatever furby stuff it's doing.
Putting links in spoiler tags makes them much harder to click on mobile, fyi
the image probably just didn't load. if you view the comment's source, the ! before the link to the image loads it on the page instead of having to click through.
I guess Connect hasn't implemented that feature.
edit: accidentally misgendered the furby
I think the company lost like a quarter of its value recently
I wonder how many containers of those thingies are still shipping around the globe...
How many have fallen off their container ship and are mow adrift, waiting to be dug up from the seafloor in 200 years
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