"You're not allowed to have that body here! And if you stay out in the sun too long your babies will come out gay. Also your ankles make you look like a slut."

Ahh, I miss the good old days.

I put that /s because sometimes when people get emotionally worked up they can lose critical thinking skills and think my poor taste dank memes are actually sincere douchebaggery.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wish I had slut ankles! Some people are so lucky. :(

[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You, by definition, have slut ankles if you’re a slut. You also have slut knees, slut hair, and slut eyes.

You make yourself a slut… not your ankles.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yes keep going im almost there!

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I am a slut. A proud, slutty slut.

But I do not have slut eyes. I have the sweet, tender eyes of a docile kitten boy that confuse men when I say things like "make me regret this when I try to walk tomorrow" and "we will consume the rich and destroy the patriarchy"

[–] Zellith@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Shut that slut mouth.

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Okay you can pass

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In the USA? Vote red if you want to go back to these days! This is what they mean by “making America great….again”

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Her facial expression is so "Are you seeing this shit?"

Streets protected, officer, well done.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His facial expression is "I hope they dont realize im not even a cop"

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Heh. 😂

[–] Teon@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

Florida & Texas 2025!

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there a fixed length that should be between her bathing suit and her knees? How does that rule apply to shorter/taller women? Can a 3 ft tall woman basically swim in a thong?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is there a fixed length that should be between her bathing suit and her knees?

Six inches over the knee, I think.

How does that rule apply to shorter/taller women? Can a 3 ft tall woman basically swim in a thong?

You've probably put more thought into it than the lawmakers did just by asking these simple questions. Terribly silly stuff.

[–] rez_doggie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Obligatory acab

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

Morality police.

[–] rockmeat@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

this is the future conserbatives want!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

The sentence for a too-short swimsuit in those days was to bend her over his knee and spank her.

[–] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

I don't know if "miss" is the right word, but I feel deeply that this is a picture I would have seen on babiestrappedinknees

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Make morality police great again ?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Fuckin perv definitely loved that job