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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I got bored one day. So, I put everything on a bagel… everything. All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every personal ad on Craigslist… sesame… poppy seed… salt. And it collapsed in on itself.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

For those of us who get it that is one of best moments in movie history.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was watching that movie with my wife and she fell asleep like 10 minutes in. She woke up over an hour later and was like "what the fuck is this movie about?"

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Sucked… into…

(sharp inhale)

a bagel.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 9 points 7 hours ago

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

[–] don@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 hours ago

I don’t need all the purposes, I need just one. Get me the universe bagelling flour.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Bread Flour would be better, higher protein content.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I can just add protein by adding ground beef to my mixture.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I think you'll end up with a different Bacteria than yeast.

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Extra flavor.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

He'd have to defeat the AI paperclip maker first

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 7 hours ago

My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

That is literally funny. And I’m not talking about Rob Lowe Literally.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

All hail the Bagel!!!

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago