I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
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They all kinda look like porn stars too. Just noticed that today. Not the old ones but all the Maga ones for sure.
That doesn't mean they're hot. To be clear. They just look like generic boring porn stars.
Fucking a pornstar doesn't make you one, and I'm betting that taco isn't the only one in that montage who've done that
define bahenchod (बहनचोद):
that asshole in the bottom right.
Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!
It looks like he is trying to do a sgt major look, something like this. But that's not his job.
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You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.
That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.
The Dreamworks face
I can't stand it. Just like all the YouTube thumbnails.
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
We all knew this was coming.
I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.
They're all trying to steal this look:
The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
Patel is cross-eyed as hell
L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:
guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
Birds of a feather and all.
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
All these are perfect for a custom guess who board
this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!
I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.
I want to punch top right.
That lady on the top left, is she single?
Recently became so!
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken
Meanwhile, Drumpf is actively shitting while the photo is being taken...
Sis looking like Megatron
The DreamWorks face was a choice.
Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.