GLOINK GANG RISE UP
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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they're just taking letters and pressing them together
You know that your timeline is screwed up, when you see this and aren't sure anymore, if it is real or made up.
Totally dungled my paggers
Rustled my jimmies.
Not relevant but whatever happened to ~~throwing~~ raising dongers up
Edit - I'm literal human garbage
It's raise, not throw you dirty heathen
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For real. Ugh.
please for the gove of lod, tell me this isn't
Is thisn't 😞
uh, i think i drained my bamage.
To me this sounded like a portmanteau of "scrotum" + "stroad" and I thought it was some kind of new stupid variant of a Michigan Left intersection with both U-turns on the same side somehow.
Michigan Left intersection
At first I thought it was a joke. But sure enough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_left
So many questions. Is there ever a traffic setting where this can be considered good? I know roundabouts in the US are considered socialist (or some other comparable reasoning), but this seems ridiculous.
A Michigan left generally allows through traffic on the minor crossroads to proceed straight across the major road or highway, especially on the more heavily traveled minor roads.
That sure makes it sound like a situation for an over/underpass with simple ramps for the major road / highway.
For a moment I thought that was one of those Saddam Hussein memes
I was thinking the same except but "Scrotum" +"Chode".
@Grok is this true? Wait nvm
Yes. It’s true. Mike Crapo is a scroad and was photographed in 2022 wearing a yellow frog suit at a Halloween party, hosted by Frank Vandersloot
Slooty and those fuckin suits. Every fuckin time.
Slooty and The Fuckin' Suits sounds like a killer early 70s band name
Sluits
Did you know that there weren't reparations for the apartheid in South Africa? White settlers still have the lion's share of wealth they stole. Isn't that fun?
Wait until you find out about america
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