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And that’s basically it!
If a retail worker did that shit they'd get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.
Specially if he gets to tap peak Billie Piper or Freema Agyeman.
He will tap 'dat four times
A masterful joke.
the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.
Are you sure
Yep it's in the rules.
Anyone but the anaesthetist. They are supposed to wait until after the operation, but the advantages they get to take their time.
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
honestly I don't even care, at least the doctor wasn't fucking the patient
That would have been better. The problem seems to have been leaving the operating room.
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!
... left the patient to have sex with a nurse who was allowed to practise.
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
I presume the nurse was practising having sex with patients
yet another way the NHS is superior to us healthcare.... damn...
Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.
It's a devolving quest to repair their ratings.
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn't really any risk.
At least Doctor Who would've been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.
no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he's got a boner to the point he can't concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I'd much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
So that it's clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there's a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn't gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist's job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.
I coulda done it faster
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
Doctor Who left patient...
Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I'm not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant's clone but he wasn't really The Doctor at that point was he?
However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
That poor nurse... With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That's why the doctor needs the practise.
...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.
That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.