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NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday (www.engadget.com)
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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

a pack of space cigs

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Wake me up when they get menthol 100s

[–] Rally@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe we're the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I'm also excited for the news.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If it's a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I'm gonna be pissed.

[–] facelessbs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do not understand why this is a headline. it has to right?

[–] xradeon@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just because NASA has to release information doesn't mean the normal person knows when they are going to do that. It's nice to know when interesting information is going to come out.

[–] facelessbs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

do they have a set time line on information gained to release?

[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

Is it...cupcakes?

[–] RampageDon@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago

Dad?

[–] tra@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago

Hope it's milk, we're out.