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submitted 2 years ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Nothing wrong with global variables.

If anyone asks just say it's the singleton pattern.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

accurate

[–] CoWizard@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Have you tried #ifdef'd global variables? Should definitely make things easier to read

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Nowadays they call it global state lol

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ironically, a guy named SingletonSean showed me how to avoid singletons.