Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025
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Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.
It's me!
More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.
There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.
That might’ve just been Bigfoot.
I'm reasonably sure they call themselves "bears".
"You probably think that with my beard, I'm probably really hairy all over... nope. Completely shaved."
I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.
Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.
Why?
Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.
Surgery prep?
To pass off the arm hair as a shirt
Could also be weird body hair patterns
You can see the hand hair growing back in
hand surgery prep?
Monchhichi!
itches hands sympathetically
If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass
Is there a brand new sentence community here?
This image sounds like the DK Rap
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.
Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?
Iirc wasn't this the guy who posted to reddit like "I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do"?
Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆
Nice sweater
This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.
Why stop there? Keep going!
That looks like a warm shirt
Evolution worked so hard there.