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3000 Dangerous Spider-Tanks Of Allah (media.piefed.social)
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[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spiders have 8 legs. This is just a beetle tank.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also looks fake. Never heard of these things before. Any proof this is real?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago

It's definitely fake, just a shitpost, lmao

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mechanical legs will never be more efficient than wheels or tracks.

[–] CubitOom 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to give that tachikoma some natural oil

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Classic "give their best weapon sentience so it sacrifices itself to block a nuclear missile" gambit

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Ah, yes, the modern version of this beauty

https://evil.fandom.com/wiki/Spider_Tank_(Wild_Wild_West)

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's beyond all reason

[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

If you know you know

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used those in a run just yesterday :D
Amazing that its just out there for free!

[–] lzs_jinxin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Metal.......Gear?

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Way more feasible that what's in the OP

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The John Deere technicals are coming...

[–] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First, fuck john deere, but man Id love to drive that. I wonder how it turns. Even if not real, how would it turn?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fuck John Deere, but that thing is cute as fuck

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree with the latter part, but I didn't know we hated John Deere. What did they do to earn ire?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think it's because they spearheading the opposition for right to repair

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That seems worthy of ire. Thank you for the edification.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm assuming this is fake, but want to know more if it is real

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

It's the fiercest killer in the insect kingdom, after all.

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pfffft I'll be impressed when it's a crab

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just need to wait.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Fake as hell unfortunately

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Indian army crying and shidding rn

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Chrome Hounds vibe

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If this photo was really taken in Pakistan, how come everything doesn't look orange like the american movies taught us ?

/s

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

It’s amazing that this was a serious release.