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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

"She fucked too many guys"

Waaaaaahhh oh no my partner is good at sex, oh woe is me.

I've never slept with anyone with a single digit body count that wasn't fucking awful in the sack.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

It's more like he was her last choice and she outright told him that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My wife was a huge slut. She's great at sex. Sex is fun!

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Case in point. Sluts are the best.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

Well that was deeper than i expected

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 4 days ago

So... much... to unpack.

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