this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] xXxDickBonerz69xXx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

[–] ShrimpGlizzy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

[–] Vupperware@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Boston baked bean boy

[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Beany was the name that they gave me

[–] Reptorian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago
[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] Lombax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

[–] garamasala@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

[–] ItsaB3AR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah let's fucking go

[–] Murple@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

oooo beans!!!

[–] Lazylore@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

[–] Lunyan64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

[–] radiated@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] gon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] TheRealAsmodeus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

[–] chmod744username@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Goose@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 3 points 2 years ago

Franks n' Beans

[–] Sebastrion@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Just Herr to comment on this famous post.

[–] dimlo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

[–] Sinister_Grape@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is the way

[–] Cyo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Toot, toot out of your boot.

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[–] Will_@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] theyseemeroland@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Beans yummy

[–] lohrun@fediverse.boo 3 points 2 years ago
[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm here for them bEanz

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