this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] static@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 4 points 2 years ago

It's beautiful.

[–] localidiot@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

[–] NoTime@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

Lemmy lore in the making.

[–] TANSTAAFL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

[–] Beliriel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

[–] techtalkf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I disagree.

[–] brutalbeard@geddit.social 4 points 2 years ago

And everybody laughed

[–] Dangy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I live for beans

[–] fox@lemmy.fakecake.org 4 points 2 years ago

Beantastic.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 years ago

What do we call r4r posts here? L4L?

[–] whitehatbofh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

We all witnessed

[–] tugg@lemmyverse.org 4 points 2 years ago

Yay, beans.

[–] Endorphine_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

There you go, take that upvote

[–] StuStuMagoo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I love these beans

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Beanus likes beans!

[–] LucidDaemon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

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[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the shitposts

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

[–] FlavorGrain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] PoppinKREAM@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

[–] Ginjutsu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

[–] laxe@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
[–] kamasupra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

[–] ipha@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A+ can of beans.

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