this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

[–] Wooderice@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Shortbus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

All hail the can of beans!

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

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[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

[–] Shikadi@wirebase.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Idubz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I was here on this day.

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Beans beans beans…

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Mmm love me some beans

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Mexican approved, will bean

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

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[–] debil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] KaleDaddy@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

[–] Ookami38@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This is a weapon of mass destruction

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

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God dammit, you is right!

[–] lennster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

[–] BluDood@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is my first comment here, hi

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[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] teuast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My top three flavors of beans:

  • Baked
  • Refried
  • Fucking
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[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

[–] Col3814444@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Take my first upvote on here

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Andy Warhol would freak out

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[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

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[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

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