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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

This guy needs rotten tomatoes thrown at him everywhere

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

“The KKK is a little better than Free Palestine. The crisp white robes? The anonymity? They’re basically racist laundry!”

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What a trash human being. I hope somebody leaves a burning cross in his yard.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No one knows where he lives because Americans don’t care about him, he’s so irrelevant that he’s pushing shit out because he’s trying to be in the media… he and Drumpf can be pedophiles together and fuck off!!

FREE PALESTINE!!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course Jerry of course. Israel is still a terrorist state. Bye.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's a rich NYC Jew, running with rich NYC Jews. Who expected him to say anything else?!

“Because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ OK, that’s honest.'”

I dunno. I like my racists honest, not hiding behind dog whistles.

[–] jouhija@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

And dated a teenager when he was 38... Wonder how young he went for behind the scenes? Epstein list material, perhaps, considering he's a fascist sympathizer already

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jerry had more worthwhile things to say back when he had a show about nothing.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In retrospect, Seinfeld was a very dark show. Somewhere on YouTube there is an insightful little video essay about how the first few seasons of the show are basically the story of how Elaine, a perfectly decent person, gets drawn into their little circle and over time adopts their awful selfishness and sociopathic behavior to try to fit in. How most of the problems of the show are caused by their selfishness and dishonesty, and often involve significant harm coming to someone else, and they don't care.

I can't even remember which comedian it is, but someone had a bit about how the darkest joke he ever heard was a Seinfeld bit about being at the movie theater and just throwing his drink on the ground at the end for someone else to clean up. Like it's a small thing, but the guy talking about it was genuinely alarmed by the depth of how far he genuinely just doesn't give a fuck and doesn't mind if you know it.

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

You might be too old for him.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's a comedian. Is this a joke? How can someone honestly think this?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Delusional billionaire with a persecution complex.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Who, oh ya that soso comedian that got lucky with a tv show about nothing.

Useless twat.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Bet you won't say that at a clan rally, they looove jews

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

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