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Do it now (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Me:

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I was there, Gandalf.... when the posture of men failed.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't. Pooping.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Thanks, i needed that

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Damn. You caught me.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need more of these posts so my back pain goes away (I'm 16, why do I have back pain???)

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you tall?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

For a girl, yes. 1'70m

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I feel seen

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Slouching intensifies

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 month ago

[–] obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

NOOOOO

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Suck my banana shaped spine!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you, I'm in bed with a totally flat back.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

My bananas are straight we voted for Brexit for the bendy ones but they never came

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

...dude I've been thinking about posture all day. OP stop watching me!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

ur a tweet not a cop

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago

i just woke up! not fair