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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Lol

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The neck was just as thick like a thumb, so hey!

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