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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“was believed to have been shot.” But was he really? I mean, don’t carotid arteries just sort of spontaneously pop, now and then?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

Fuck, I HOPE they don't!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Houston diet will do that to you

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shot in the neck. I guess the face, heart and brain all presented too small a target.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 month ago

Face? Is two of them not enough?

[–] orioler25@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago

Well deserved. This will absolutely terrify these guys, their entire careers are based on being safe in public and one of their own was offed in a crowd of people with three different security forces on site. Queer folks stay safe, they will not respond calmly.

[–] CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will never celebrate political violence, but want to leave this comment from Charlie Kirk

"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.” -Charlie Kirk

As such, i think he would be happy to put his mouth where his money is.

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 month ago

Now we all live in the real universe. No Charlie to be seen.

[–] TomatoPotato69@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

He really stuck his neck out for his cause... that's for sure.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Right wingers getting shot. I guess it only took some time

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we just appreciate the bravery it takes to make a shot like that

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

200 yards, damn good shot

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Ain't no believed. He dead.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

"Nonprofit organization"

LMAO

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a good occasion to mention the Kirk Slider

[–] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

75% seems to be the sweet spot

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Videos show that Kirk was going back and forth with a student about mass shootings and transgender people when he was shot.

“Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?” Kirk was asked.

“Too many,” Kirk responded as the crowd clapped.

“Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?” To which Kirk replied, “Counting or not counting gang violence?”

Very few nicer people it could have happened to

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Related to his Epstein backtracking?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Um, sure. That’s good too.

[–] Waffle 6 points 1 month ago

Rip in piss homie

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's video of the wound. No need to say "believed to be"

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I have seen it posted on several news posts, its a link to a mastodon post.

It is very graphic, though. I recommend not going to look for it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Bang, splurt splurt. Ded.

[–] HandsomePotatoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, he got proved wrong....

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, I'm inclined to say he was right. It was totally worth it