You know what's really sad?
I can't rely on simply reading the title anymore. I have to check the URL to figure out when a piece is an Onion joke or reality.
Because reality has become weirder than The Onion.
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What's weirder is Trump is countering this by saying he's for Christians, pro-Christian discrimination, etc.
Christians are generally pro abuse - abuse of women, children...
So Trump is literally preaching to the choir.
This isn’t satire, this is today’s actual headline.
Yeah, it’s basically what’s he’s saying
Definitely sounds like something he'd say.