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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] s@piefed.world 6 points 1 hour ago

It’s giving “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas”

[–] aramova 31 points 4 hours ago

To be honest those twats would already be on board with that.

"Crosswalks? The fuck, you ain't driving your truck across the street to get there? It too damn far!"

-- Florida Man

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 hours ago

Don't give Florida ideas

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 50 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I like this idea. It’s like depressed version of pride flag, indicating LGBTQ people are repressed and in pain

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 hours ago

Perfect for Florida!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 30 points 5 hours ago

Yes, a distress flag

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 132 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

So you're the one who stole my bath towel.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 95 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Yes I collect gay bath towels

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (8 children)

How can you tell the sexuality of a towel?

edit: I think some people thought I was asking about identifying the gender of the towel. As much as I never thought I'd have to write anything like this sentence: I was asking how to identify the partnership preferred by a towel, rather than anything to do with its hypothetical undercarriage.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

If you notice they get wet before you've used them to towel off, congrats, they're into you. If they're dry as a bone when you use them, they're really not enjoying it, at all. It's not rocket science.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 hours ago

Ugh, I can't believe my towel is only into me after it's been used by my partner.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn't use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn't into me. Whatever, I'm still gonna make him rub my cheeks.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Wow, toweldar.

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 hours ago

Well, there are worse hobbies...

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[–] warm@kbin.earth 20 points 5 hours ago

Just adopt red and white stripes. See what they do then

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Florida always at the ready for ideas that can harm children.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 91 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Don't tempt them. It's hard enough to cross the street as it is.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 48 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

lol .... conservatives would be the first to happily just get rid of cross walks altogether ... both to not acknowledge LGBTQ+ and also to give more freedom to vehicles and get rid of "pedestrians"

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 hours ago

A good wholesome road needs to be safe for our traditional family SUVs and free of these dangerous ((pedestrians)).

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

the united colors of benetton would approve of those flags

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

beatles pride flag

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody tell them about the cishet ally flag which is almost exactly this... ;)

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Having just checked that flag, damn, we don’t get any fun colors?!?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The ally flag gets fun colors! It’s the black and white background with a rainbow ∧ shape. I wear this as a pin sometimes. Also my favorite restaurant has one hanging proudly inside.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I am 100% in favor of the message behind this flag, but holy crap it's a real eyesore. Same with the Progress Pride flag and some of the other LGBTQ flags. I keep hoping some skilled graphic designers out there will come up with cleaner designs.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Idk, I like the Progress Pride flag. Imo it makes sense and represents pretty much everyone. Yeah it has a lot of colors, but the design itself is pretty straightforward

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just adopt the Florida state flag?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

I tell people that the back the blue flag is for pedophiles. It's fun to fuck with their nonsense.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah tbh. And it aligns better with the concept of sexuality/gender being more of a spectrum than rigidly designated buckets.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 38 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't the rainbow meant to represent the spectrum. Like how rainbows show the visible spectrum of light?

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

It would be a lot prettier that way

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Are you trying to get the entire dcip3 banned??

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I thought of this because of your comment.

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[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

These are all straight lines, give me the real gay flag

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It... is kind of a giant mess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag_(LGBTQ) is a good summary but the modern rainbow color scheme is a somewhat recent iteration.

But much as "LGBT" has become "LGBTQ" and "LGBTQIA" and "LGBTQIA+" and so forth, so too have the flag added and removed stripes. And... a lot of that is intentional animosity since a shocking number of LGBTQIA+ folk are actually REALLY bigoted (the old "jokes" about how bisexual people need to "choose a side" and so forth) and it becomes a whole thing.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I love the intersex-inclusive progress pride flag, which adds designs to the left that explicitly include three under-represented groups (BIPOC, trans+, and intersex).

I once had someone, in earnest, complain at me that if we kept adding chevrons, the flag would have to get wider, and showed me an image that was like 1000 pixels by 20.

And then got mad at me when I asked if I could have that as a scarf :)

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Personally, the way I view it, the rainbow is most flexible, as it literally includes everyone (queer and nonqueer), and the progress pride (as in, pride + triangle with whatever is in there) mostly functions as an acknowledgement of especially repressed groups.

View it like how countries have their national days, or how there are weeks of reading focused on a particular theme or subject (school homework included). That, but for queer stuff.

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