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[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Wrap it in a corn batter and deep fry that sucker, and youve got a delicious pickled corndog.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, worth a try once. They had them at the Stampede one year.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

The ube corn dogs slapped this past year.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dmention7@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's what that word means!

-A midwesterner

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

This unironically looks amazing.

Probably not what you'd want as a regular staple of one's diet, but damn I gotta either find or make me one o these.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

That is the best thing I've seen all week. Want.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Damn that looks good

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like street food from Poland?

the midwest has to be stopped at all costs

[–] antler@feddit.online 15 points 1 week ago

c/lostfedditors

You're looking for c/foodporn. Easy mistake.😁

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

...I mean...

Edit: depends if that white stuff is some sort of cream cheese or not.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then it's a "no" from me. Acid meat, nothx.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Who the f puts cream cheese on a hot dog? You said it as if it were the choice of a normal.

Edit: Apologies for not realizing what c/ I was responding to. This was just unnecessarily aggressive of me.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

haha, gross af

username checks out!

Okay, this is an abomination, but I get how it might cut the acids somewhat and actually work out. Caramelized onions are awesome.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I’ve never had it, I just learned about it from a stand up comic short. I love caramelized onions and I think they pair well with cream cheese, but that combo along side relish and mustard… I can’t imagine how that works.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, nonono, not on a proper hot dog! Ketchup and mustard, always, I meant in this particular scenario - if that white stuff is mayo, then the contraption's too acidic. Cream cheese would offer a bit of base.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pfft. Ketchup? What are you, five?

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heeey, what's wrong with ketchup?🥺

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing… if you’re five.

And if I'm not?

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there really a place where ketchup is out? I usually put most the things on when there's a topping station but I've never seen cream cheese offered. (Guess I'm overdue for a Seattle visit)

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is something especially funny about the Chicago chef in the article going on and on about the "natural taste" of a hotdog.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I love the smell of intestines in the morning

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A proper Chicago hotdog has tomatoes, pickles, peppers, relish, onions and mustard. It does not have ketchup

Tomatoes?! Sweet, fancy Moses! Okay, I get it, ketchup (supposedly made from tomatoes) would be a redundancy.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A proper hot dog where I'm sitting could include bacon wrapping, minced bermuda onions, mayo, mustard, ketchup on a folded piece of bread. There are additional side options, of course.

Edit: I misread that. You're clearly saying ketchup and mustard always.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I initially interpreted the lot as a "would," not a "could," and I thought it sounds good, but very heavy:))

I agree with the lot, but... not all at once:))) And, yeah, ketchup and mustard are my main go-tos. Ketchup and mayo when things are... eggy, I guess.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

To each their own, but I'm with the other guy on the ketchup thing.

Unless they've got Tabasco sauce. Drown the ketchup in Tabasco, and it's good on fries.

But never on a hot dog.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cream cheese on a hot dog is delicious.

From your friendly neighborhood Seattlite.

[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Testify!

Okay, will have to check it out if I can ever get up there some time.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mostly laugh about these posts, but this one made my stomach revolt a little from just looking at it.

WHY?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

More for me then

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What? You asked for extra pickles.