Live next to a waterfall and you'll be fine.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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Smart Character 1: "This waterfall provides fresh water for drinking and farming, a plentiful source of energy, ideal fishing grounds, and camouflages us from the predators senses such that we can talk and act freely." Smart Character 2: "We must not live here." Smart Character 1: "Of course not."
Oh your stomach grumbled from being hungry
Too bad, you're dead
Also is their hearing had enough that they don't hear people breathing
Why does the text box look like it's from Morrowind?
Kill a god? How could you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
This is the end... The bitter, bitter end...
Maybe the smell will drive them away.
My biggest gripe with the movie is that these aliens are highly specialized to hear things, but supposedly they can't hear your loud ass heartbeat from a few meters away, that's kinda stupid.
Yeah, and the waterfall blocked their hearing entirely. Might be a good idea to go live there, even. Especially if you're, y'know, pregnant.
And some random guy in his house discovers the sound that messes them up. Apparently the military failed to try playing loud sounds at aliens with super sensitive hearing. Just never occurred to them to try that I guess.
Annddd, if their hearing is that crazy sensitive, they'd be jumping at every random raccoon fart and bird dropping. There's no way they could pick humans out over any distance. Sound is just a pressure wave through a medium, and doesn't actually get that far with an appreciable amount of energy left over. These things would have to be everywhere to be such a threat, yet you hardly see any in the movie.
Maybe entertaining, but it holds up to precisely zero scrutiny.
Can't hear breathing either
They're also pretty loud themselves but somehow don't alarm all the others when they crash through a window or something. These movies are highly illogical if you think about them for more than five minutes.
I feel like a fixture that lights and immediately snuffs a match for you would be the ideal toilet accessory
Taco Bell would go bankrupt
It would definitely remove IBS from the gene pool.
Well then, better learn how to become Silent, But Deadly.
Still mad the second movie wasn't called A Too Quiet Place
Not to mention how quickly these creature without any weapons managed to overcome armies on Earth.
One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.
The entire US army can't defeat these creatures but this woman solves the whole problem with a loud speaker and a shot gun.
Sorry for ranting, but damn, it's one of my biggest movie disappointments, right up they with, The Phantom Menace and Valerion.
A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Too
QUI3T PLAC3
A Quiet Place 4U
Quiet 5ive
A Good Day to Quiet Place
A Quiet Place Episode VII: The Silence Awakens
Q8: Fate of the Quiet
Quiet Place IX: Reverberations
A Quiet Place: Last Words
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A Quiet Place: New Sound
A Qui8 pl8ce
Weapons notorious noisy
Modern weapons notoriously good at killing.
You telling me those things could take out predator drones too?
Wow, you're right. You should go add that to the goofs section for the movie on imdb.
Yeah. And when noise is everywhere it gets disorienting af. Those creatures wouldn't know where to attack.
A Quiet Place Too
A quieter place.
2 Quiet 2 Place
2 Quiet 2 Place: Tokyo Shhh!
Everybody running around with a straw in they butt