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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Live next to a waterfall and you'll be fine.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Oh your stomach grumbled from being hungry

Too bad, you're dead

Also is their hearing had enough that they don't hear people breathing

Why does the text box look like it's from Morrowind?

Kill a god? How could you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe the smell will drive them away.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I feel like a fixture that lights and immediately snuffs a match for you would be the ideal toilet accessory

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

My biggest gripe with the movie is that these aliens are highly specialized to hear things, but supposedly they can't hear your loud ass heartbeat from a few meters away, that's kinda stupid.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 6 points 53 minutes ago

Yeah, and the waterfall blocked their hearing entirely. Might be a good idea to go live there, even. Especially if you're, y'know, pregnant.

And some random guy in his house discovers the sound that messes them up. Apparently the military failed to try playing loud sounds at aliens with super sensitive hearing. Just never occurred to them to try that I guess.

Annddd, if their hearing is that crazy sensitive, they'd be jumping at every random raccoon fart and bird dropping. There's no way they could pick humans out over any distance. Sound is just a pressure wave through a medium, and doesn't actually get that far with an appreciable amount of energy left over. These things would have to be everywhere to be such a threat, yet you hardly see any in the movie.

Maybe entertaining, but it holds up to precisely zero scrutiny.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Can't hear breathing either

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

They're also pretty loud themselves but somehow don't alarm all the others when they crash through a window or something. These movies are highly illogical if you think about them for more than five minutes.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Taco Bell would go bankrupt

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago

Well then, better learn how to become Silent, But Deadly.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago

It would definitely remove IBS from the gene pool.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Still mad the second movie wasn't called A Too Quiet Place

Not to mention how quickly these creature without any weapons managed to overcome armies on Earth.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.

The entire US army can't defeat these creatures but this woman solves the whole problem with a loud speaker and a shot gun.

Sorry for ranting, but damn, it's one of my biggest movie disappointments, right up they with, The Phantom Menace and Valerion.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place Too

QUI3T PLAC3

A Quiet Place 4U

Quiet 5ive

A Good Day to Quiet Place

A Quiet Place Episode VII: The Silence Awakens

Q8: Fate of the Quiet

Quiet Place IX: Reverberations

A Quiet Place: Last Words

A Quiet Place: New Sound

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

A Qui8 pl8ce

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zron@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Modern weapons notoriously good at killing.

You telling me those things could take out predator drones too?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Wow, you're right. You should go add that to the goofs section for the movie on imdb.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah. And when noise is everywhere it gets disorienting af. Those creatures wouldn't know where to attack.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 16 hours ago

A Quiet Place Too

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

2 Quiet 2 Place: Tokyo Shhh!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

Everybody running around with a straw in they butt