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If Trump was an FBI informant on Epstein, he was the worst FBI informant of all time - because none of this stacks up

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What I meant to say was that Trump was actually a masked vigilante who was only hiding aboard the Lolita Express in order to tie Epstein up and turn him in to the authorities. It was an honest mistake when our vigilante mistook his erect penis for said rope, and multiple girls' orifices for our ghoulish antagonist.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Equally fishy story since when is the last time Trump's flaccid little member has been truly erect?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Probably the last time he was on the island.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trump RAPED CHILDREN because he was an FBI Informant Spying on a Man that he called an American Hero who was a HOAX and DIDNT Exist!

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No dude... It's like the Mafia... The Mafia murders and then gets set free for being an informant... Trump raped and THEN gained freedom by being an informant.

Any sane person knows if the fed let trump be president then America is not honest or real.

There are people that have murdered 20+ people that were set free by American feds... Remember America is a business before it's for humanity.

We were lied to.

[–] whiwake@lemmy.cafe 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If Trump ever cut a deal with the feds to roll on Epstein it was to protect himself from going down for fucking kids. He would not have been an “informant.”

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That's what an informant is. A criminal being offered a deal, amnesty, money, etc to snitch.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Man, I really can't wait for somebody to just

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Cheeseburger from heaven

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

But the files don’t exist.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

Ridiculous lies tend to do that

[–] Switorik@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This is the america all the people that were meant to teach you life told you was worth dying for...

Do you still trust them? Are you still willing to fund them through tax?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It was never put together good enough to fall apart.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Are they saying this as like a defense? They understand that's not better, right?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

And if we had any viable news agency in this country the first question out of their mouth would be, "If Trump wasn't an FBI informant, then what was he doing there?"

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

And yet, his followers have bought it hook, line, and sinker.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

how many lies will it take Donnie? How many lies will you need to spin for this to go away?

[–] furrowsofar@beehaw.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't know why people ever voted for Trump or are surprised by any of this. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck. His character has been well known for a long time.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah I wouldn't doubt the fed rep the trump Mafia